Mate, if you want a deceased partner, get yourself to the graveyard. Happy digging!

Yes that is what I need, someone who would listen to my problems and not say anything in return.

Eh?

...and the best thing about the dead? They can't say no to sex.

Also, they won't mind if you bring in a person too.

Deceased - of being dead, like the proverbial Norwegian Blue parrot
Diseased - of being with virus, illness etc. Not a lovely thing to be, but better than the above.

You're never lonesome with a threesome!

Unless you are dead.

Sorry,i meant diseased but misspelled it. Whip me.

Edit - Smelly.

You masochist, you.

If you really love me, you'll lick my wounds.

As long as they are covered with salt.

"He's not dead, he's just pinin' for the fjords"

You must spread some Norwegian Blue parrots around before giving them to MellySingsDoom again.

T&B, you remind me of the artist Carlton DeWoody.
http://www.artloversnewyork.com/artl...2-14/3471.html

why do you want a smelly corpse? you just posted the job description of a lacanian psychiatrist. now you just have to find one. your best chances to find one are in france.

or in a cemetery.

being online since last night makes me sad, cuz i deal with philip seymour hoffman.
anyhoo, did a search for 'orgasm' because of the bardo pond song and all kinds of nice threads came up. this was one of them.

that was your response when i first called him toileta.
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