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amerikangod 01.16.2010 02:05 AM

I've done something stupid and am now paying the consequences.
 
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static-harmony 01.16.2010 02:17 AM

You do tranny's?

pbradley 01.16.2010 02:23 AM

Good going, Brotholomew.

static-harmony 01.16.2010 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
I'd give it a whirl if it was a super convincing ladyboy. But man, I'd have to think it was 100% woman except for the dick. If I was reminded of masculinity at any point... whether it be from a deep voice or broad shoulders... I'd instantaneously lose interest. In sum, not to date, but possibly under some very right conditions.


So in other words you into this type?


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jon boy 01.16.2010 02:28 AM

doing something really stupid would be sleeping with a tranny.

alteredcourse 01.16.2010 02:41 AM

Did you have to think about it for a while before adding the "bro" before toiletries?

jon boy 01.16.2010 02:43 AM

you mean his turdcutter?

Toilet & Bowels 01.16.2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I am too drunk to know what that is. Or even Google it. Not Safe For?




there's a picture there that won't show
http://www.ladyboyempire.com/ladyboy...emboy-wank.jpg

yr 01.17.2010 04:13 AM

I screwed around in an incredible easy english class.In my defense the teacher was boring as hell and Lord of the flies fucking sucked.Anyways now i'm doing some anoying Credit recovery course so I can graduate

EVOLghost 01.19.2010 08:42 PM

OUCH!!!! Gettin' robbed must suck....



was the damage bad?

static-harmony 01.20.2010 12:52 AM

That sucks man.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.20.2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
I'd give it a whirl if it was a super convincing ladyboy. But man, I'd have to think it was 100% woman except for the dick. If I was reminded of masculinity at any point... whether it be from a deep voice or broad shoulders... I'd instantaneously lose interest. In sum, not to date, but possibly under some very right conditions.



brother. I do believe that broad shoulders or a deep voice, in the scheme of things, are not quite as masculine as a dick ;)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.20.2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
You'd think so, but the dick is the least of my concerns in regards to this. I mean, I got one of those (a fact I've shared many times on this board), I see it and use it every day. It's a pretty big part in me getting off. I'm totally comfortable with it as part of sex. But when I'm beating off or getting it on with a lady, I'm never reflecting on how broad my shoulders feel or how deep my voice is when I ask her if she wants it in the ass. These things are functional to me, simply the state of things, not errogenous players, so to speak. So, seeing them in a partner... they can only make me be all "WHOA A DUDE, NOT INTO THIS."

A dick in a boning session is pretty congruous, just as seeing a fork, spoon and knife next to a dinner plate is (or two forks next to a dinner plate, even.) But a fork, knife, and a pile of chest hair might give you pause.

Mind you, I've never done it with a ladyboy, even considered courting one or anything of the sort. It's an infrequent internet porn thing. This could all evaporate instantly in a real-life setting.


I could take a buff or deep voiced chick, but the dick is total deal breaker. I could manage to eat at a table with a knife, a fork and some unsightly hair growth, but I prefer to use my knife to cut my own meat, rather then get entangled in a sword fight. but hey, to each his own.

Toilet & Bowels 01.20.2010 07:49 PM

It's the lack of curvaceous hips that would bother me the most, a dick is a sex organ that i can relate to, there's no mystery to be had there, i've got one and i like it, but if i was tapping "her" from behind and there was no curve of the hips and full round buttocks, plus the lack of softer female skin, i'd lose my bone in a second.

EVOLghost 01.20.2010 10:15 PM

I'm gonna go with Suchfriends here....Seeing a dick on somethin' you're plowing ain't pleasant.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.20.2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
I'm gonna go with Suchfriends here....Seeing a dick on somethin' you're plowing ain't pleasant.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EVOLghost again.

Genteel Death 05.15.2010 04:52 AM

I go fraudulent charges transactions on my card 6 times. Always got the money back. One time 2 ladyboys from Romania bought shoes, cinema tickets and popfuckingcorn with it.

infinitemusic 05.16.2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I go fraudulent charges transactions on my card 6 times. Always got the money back. One time 2 ladyboys from Romania bought shoes, cinema tickets and popfuckingcorn with it.


Hmmm... I wonder how two ladyboys got ahold of your credit card number of all the numbers in the world.

Genteel Death 05.16.2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitemusic
Hmmm... I wonder how two ladyboys got ahold of your credit card number of all the numbers in the world.

Perhaps they thought that doing that to another ladyboy wouldn't cause much damage.

!@#$%! 05.17.2010 04:42 PM

i don't see how it can be stupid to fuck a tranny/ladyboy/whatever.

i mean, trannies exist, and somebody's got to fuck them-- right? don't they deserve to get off?

one may or may not like them as sex partners, but that's a matter of taste and preference and orientation, not of intelligence.

by the way, i met a really hot transgender the other day-- holy fuck, she's gorgeous, and super-smart. but i digress. if i wasn't married, would i try to find out what hides behind those perfect clothes? perhaps, perhaps...

as a former catholic, i'll say this-- i'm definitely attracted by stuff that seems completely wrong, morally speaking-- the greater the taboo the greater the temptation (with some limitations of course). i'm not a fan of hairy chests either, but things forbidden, plus sufficient alcohol... hm...

anyway, speaking of really feminine trannies, behold this movie:

http://galleries1.adult-empire.com/6...8/images/1.avi

the creature in the school uniform is definitely a skinny dude, but the fuckee can't be a man, can she? i suspect that's a plastic cock stuffed in her panties to make it look futanariesque. the hips are quite convincingly female--or do i need glasses?

anyway, enjoy, have a panic attack, do as you wish.


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