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static-harmony 08.17.2009 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
what am i mumbling about? my LECHE DE PITO must remain thick for the ladies to keep enjoying their favorite milkshake.


Too much info.

davenotdead 08.17.2009 02:53 PM

i do see a lot of feminine soy-loving vegan dudes.

static-harmony 08.17.2009 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i do see a lot of feminine soy-loving vegan dudes.


Now I understand your obsession over Miley Cyrus.

GeneticKiss 08.17.2009 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
well, it might be because you can't GET cancer from ingesting it...

not that I'm going to defend milk. it's gross. just sayin'.


typically, milk contains a high amount of somatic cells, but that's from pus, not cancer.


Wanna hear something REALLLLYYY gross??????

Many years back, I had to have surgery on the side of my head due to cellulitus (sp?). For a few days, I needed a dressing on the side of my head. Well, one time I was drinking chocolate milk and eating toast, I saw a couple spots of grayish brown liquid appear on my plate. Thinking that somehow my chocolate milk had dribbled onto my plate, I wiped it up with a piece of toast and popped it in my mouth. Admittedly it did taste a bit funny, but I didn't think much of it. A few moments later, I saw some more spots appear, so I cleaned those up with my napkin. I finished my drink, and still more spots appeared. I then touched the side of my head where the dressing was. Turns out it was leaking...

girlgun 08.17.2009 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Wanna hear something REALLLLYYY gross??????

Many years back, I had to have surgery on the side of my head due to cellulitus (sp?). For a few days, I needed a dressing on the side of my head. Well, one time I was drinking chocolate milk and eating toast, I saw a couple spots of grayish brown liquid appear on my plate. Thinking that somehow my chocolate milk had dribbled onto my plate, I wiped it up with a piece of toast and popped it in my mouth. Admittedly it did taste a bit funny, but I didn't think much of it. A few moments later, I saw some more spots appear, so I cleaned those up with my napkin. I finished my drink, and still more spots appeared. I then touched the side of my head where the dressing was. Turns out it was leaking...


hahahahahahha. i guarantee you just made him vomit!

floatingslowly 08.17.2009 03:22 PM

I am now boycotting this thread.

girlgun 08.17.2009 03:25 PM

if it makes you feel any better... i gagged and almost threw up. and i'm usually unaffected.

davenotdead 08.17.2009 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
Now I understand your obsession over Miley Cyrus.


??

and re: Genetic's story.... i want to hear moar

GeneticKiss 08.17.2009 05:41 PM

Uhh, there really isn't much moar to tell...

I could make up something, though...would you like me to do that?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 08.17.2009 05:56 PM

1. Real milk fucking rules
2. I consumed way too much soy sauce when I was a kid (rice was my favorite food) and I love the pussy
3. Whoever gives their baby soy formula when breastfeeding is an option is a horrible person. Fuck those people
4. Maybe the reason the baby is going to be gay is because he doesn't get the pleasure of sucking on a tit.
5. Or maybe it is just genetic and the guy that wrote this article can take his hate mongering elsewhere.

Anngella 08.17.2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WHOREOHSCOPE
Here's to infertility.


 

 


DELICIOUS.

automatic bzooty 08.17.2009 06:14 PM

no wonder i'm such a faggot!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 08.17.2009 06:16 PM

you guys who like soy milk must have no taste buds to want to bomb them with that oversweetened shit

Savage Clone 08.17.2009 06:16 PM

I eat an awful lot of tofu, but mostly I just look gay.

infinitemusic 08.17.2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
you guys who like soy milk must have no taste buds to want to bomb them with that oversweetened shit


I never thought it tasted sweet. To me it tastes like walnuts or something. I don't drink it much but it's not that horrible.

Toilet & Bowels 08.17.2009 06:27 PM

i've seen japanese porn and the guys do tend to have small pipis

jerf 08.17.2009 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i've seen japanese porn and the guys do tend to have small pipis


thats only because women in japan love small, cute things. see: hello kitty.

choc e-Claire 08.13.2019 08:43 PM

This thread was way ahead of its time.

Ironically, the only reason I ever started considering my gender identity was that some twat online called me a soyboy. :o

The Soup Nazi 08.21.2019 05:17 PM

 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqMhK8XdzU

d.sound 08.22.2019 04:30 PM

Rice milk and rice ice cream are waaay better than soy. Shit's expensive. I drink fat free milk. 1%, 2%, and whole are gross.

There sure have been some weird threads on this board. Keep digging out the classics, claire!


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