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auto-aim 03.02.2010 04:26 AM

Beard Vs Date.
 
So I met a girl last night - I'm not used this shit at all that and it's come completly out of the blue, during a time in which I have no money or anything fucking impressive going on. I had the week off work and was thinking that finally this will be the time to attempt my growing a beard. I think I'm ready for it! Now though, I think the proper thing to do would be to ask this girl out except i think it'd be a massive turn off to be mid growth. Or maybe it would be the exact opposite and would also improve my life.. So yeah the question is straighforward - to shave or not to shave?

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.02.2010 04:32 AM

Don't shave.

davenotdead 03.02.2010 04:53 AM

-not-

phoenix 03.02.2010 06:03 AM

shave. The above two posters are male..

Glice 03.02.2010 06:09 AM

I'd also say shave. She might be one of those that find half-grown beards charming, but chances are she's not.

pbradley 03.02.2010 06:30 AM

Ditch the bitch, rear the beard!

No, actually, don't do that. Shave. I just wanted to post the sentence.

Genteel Death 03.02.2010 06:39 AM

Unless you grow a proper beard, and your face is happy with it, shave. Or if our opinions seriously mean anything to you, post a picture of your face so that people can apply different beards to it.

auto-aim 03.02.2010 07:38 AM

haha - how about a mustache? Ladies like tom selek and super mario, don't they?

I think i will have to shave - but damn it, I'm going to mess it up telling her how she ruined my chances of cultivating a beard. She does seem she could be the beardy type, though

Keeping It Simple 03.02.2010 08:15 AM

Play a trick on her. Shave but wear a false beard to the date, if she indicates she's not a fan of beards you can surprise her by taking it off revealing your recently shaved face. She'd be so overjoyed at this she'll want to make love to you. Maybe.

auto-aim 03.02.2010 08:23 AM

I think we have a winner! - i don't like the "maybe" part though

floatingslowly 03.02.2010 09:10 AM

I was hoping for a thread featuring time-lapsed beard growing. :(

akprodr 03.02.2010 09:11 AM

What did you look like when you asked her out?

Pookie 03.02.2010 09:45 AM

If you grow a beard and you're under 30 you'll look like a twat anyway.

shabbray2.0 03.02.2010 10:04 AM

3day - 1 1/2 week beards are ok (depends on your grow speed) after that comes a long and horrible looking preiod till you reach full beard status

Sonic Youth 37 03.02.2010 11:04 AM

Shave. If you want to go for a bonus, shave your eyebrows too. Emotionless face, see how much of a keeper she really is.

static-harmony 03.02.2010 01:44 PM

Shave, it is not sexy to have a beard.

dale_gribble 03.02.2010 02:42 PM

don't shave, fuck that bitch.

auto-aim 03.02.2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akprodr
What did you look like when you asked her out?


kind of a tiny bit after stubble - ... A time lapse would be great.


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