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porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:41 AM

Not enough gays on this board thread
 
On the other hand plenty of cunts.Raise your bums homos.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2006 08:49 AM

I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?

toxic johnny 07.11.2006 08:50 AM

From Syd Barrett to cunts and bums and swimming pools, where else but on the SY board.... !

Toilet & Bowels 07.11.2006 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?



being gay is close to being asexual?

Alex's Trip 07.11.2006 08:54 AM

Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

whorefrost 07.11.2006 08:55 AM

i saw this documentary about a male dominatrix/prostitute and he said he specialised in what is known as a "turbo-wank" causing me to guffaw heartily

sonicl 07.11.2006 08:55 AM

I'm not gay, but this board would fucking boring if no-one on it was.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

i do now because i had never heard those terms before.Wait until the Daycare Nation's thread about Syd Barrett being gay conspiracy.ONLY ON THE SONIC YOUTH BOARD.

whorefrost 07.11.2006 08:56 AM

how?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:59 AM

Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
being gay is close to being asexual?

I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2006 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
being gay is close to being asexual?


No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth. My sex drive is creeping back in though, as well as my interest in women.

I don't know if you guys have made fun of my sexuality before. There is a lot to make fun of though. My last girl was cheating on me with a fucking twerpy bandgeek that she went to high school with and I caught her and I didn't have the nerve to beat the hell out of him, but instead I walked 3 and a half miles to town. I've also thought this one girl was nice and pretty the other day when I was talking to her, but then I found out she was 15(not the first time this has happened). Why do the nice girls have to be jail bait? It is so annoying. This girl looked older than my last girlfriend- she was built a lot more like a woman. My last girlfriend was a short little twig. She was 18 but could have passed for 13. WTF?

jon boy 07.11.2006 09:04 AM

there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

And bitches.

Toilet & Bowels 07.11.2006 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth.


so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men, and if they went to through a five day period of asexuality prior to turning gay.


Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?


well someone needs to learn him

sonicl 07.11.2006 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?


Excellent holiday thanks. We became hermits for a week.

We were somewhere in this valley:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBu4p74KUn

This was the house we were in:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBr4IA4TVX

And here's me having a swim in a pool in the mountains:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBDELz5YFj

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men.




well someone needs to learn him

He's all yours Toilet.I gave up on him because he's not worth it.Eat him,do whatever you like with him.

golden child 07.11.2006 09:23 AM

at least i dont pretend like i have a cunt.

gmku 07.11.2006 09:23 AM

I'm not gay. But I like spending money on clothes, and I use skin-care and hair "product." I prefer Gilmore Girls over Ultimate Fighting, and the Food Channel over Spike TV. I once shaved my crotch area. I'd be happy to serve as an honorary straight-guy gay.

Tokolosh 07.11.2006 09:26 AM

 
is boring.


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