received a gift from my friend in australia that cheered me up. she's awesome. why we're not having a beer together and having dicussions about vincent gallo, i have no idea why..

omg that looks awesome

McBain: Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up? (no laughter is forthcoming) That's the joke.
Audience Member: You suck, McBain!
McBain: (draws machine gun and fires several rounds into the audience) And now for my Woody Allen impression. (same voice) I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Audience Member: Hey, that really stunk.
(McBain throws a live grenade into audience; cut back to studio)
Rainier: (to Jay) The film is just me in front of a brick wall for three hours. It cost eighty million dollars.

Confused. Why would have a beer together and talk about a cheap wine? Just askin.

I was sat on a bench in the park, when a drunk turned up and asked if he could sit on it. I naturally said he could as I don't own it. The guy reeked of booze and I had to leave as I didn't want passers-by to think I associate with the guy. As that ever happened to any of you before? I did wonder what he would've done if I said he couldn't sit on the bench.

That drunk was me. You were very kind. Thank you, sir.

i, for one...

You're a mess! Sort yourself out!

I miss Combat!, the TV show.

There's a couple of benches in front of the town's library which has become popular with drunks lately. They turn up with a supermarket bag full of cheap lager and just merrily booze away. I've been told one of them is an illegal immigrant from Russia!

I love trees. they fucking rule.

one of my favorite road trip memory is driving back to Flagstaff AZ from a full day spent at the Grand Canyon with my then wife, and the sun had set and we drove for almost an hour through a dense forest of black bark pine trees with every tenth tree being a white birch. thoe ghostly white birch interspersed among all that murky blackness was something I will never forget.
Later, when I watched Princess Mononoke for the first time, I felt the exact same sense of awe and slight fear watching the scenes in the Old Forest wityh the horned god.

trees rule all.

hipp

I won't be online for a few days. I'm... going on a retreat. BYE.

bye! rehab's a bitch huh??

fight on the SF muni bus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5l_EtYc9Y

ha.

getting wasted cause tomorrow at work

yeah def. rehab

http://rapidshare.com/files/35399960...ntsOfLight.zip

seriously

Let us know when you're back from rehab.