do you play spit?
 

or other card games?

what is yr favourite? pls explain or link to rules///..

no, but I am a master at Uno, Backgammon and EXXXXTREME mah jong.

:o ( :( )

orange computer in uno was a cheating motherfucker. and i only got lucky the other three times.

mah jong the board was wayyy too small.

you'll kick my ass at nerdcard games. can't wait.

maybe once or twice, and only because I've played before.

I told you, I'm going to train you to become a nerd-game assassin. won't take long, yr halfway there baby.

you just want me to distract them while you pocket things.

I have no idea what the hell yr talking about!

is that the plan? Do I know you? or did we arrive seperately.......

Uno? Fuck that. My disabled client at the old group home I worked at would consistently destroy me in UNO and he couldn't even fucking talk.

Fucking cheat codes, I'm telling you.

as long as they're watching you roll the dice, we'll both come out of this ahead.

$9 for one figure? fuck that shit.

uno is awesome.

cheat codes are awesome.

I don't believe you. I beat all kinds of foos.

Poker every friday.

Poker on the interwebz.

Up and down the river*, irl, for fun, with actual physical humans present in the room.

*aka Oh, hell