I'm scared
 

I seem to be on my own in here, and it's very dark and echo-ey.

Who said that?

Eeeeek! It's a monster!

There ard four of us here. We're just quietly thinking.

Phew! I thought I was going to be trapped on my own here for days with no-one to help me. It's such a relief to have other people trapped with me.

Oh my Lord, now I'm scared again.

Is that Bradley Walsh on the right?

Oh my gawd

Bradley Walsh is one of those people who pretends to be nice but is plotting nasty things behind your back. I think we should set up a rota so someone's always keeping watch.

Who's going to go first?

Where's Hip gone?

Don't say Bradley Walsh has eaten him.

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Like Ainsley Harriott.

Hello again. Ainsley is a terrifying figure.

Lunchtime!

Aw no, not Ainsley. Oh my gawd no.



(I hit that Walsh fucker over the head with a brick and legged it.)

Bob Grant used to scare the hell out of me as a child.

 

I see your On The Buses,

 

And I raise you, Nearest and Dearest.

I'm going to attempt an escape.

If you leave now, you ain't being let back in.