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Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 09:48 AM

how long before he gave up?
 
hour 0 minute 15 - glice throws down his instrument and storms off in a huff, muttering that "none of you fucking deserve to see me sweat."? noone cares.

hour 15 - a picnic basket of abused children is discovered behind glices amp, pope ratzinger phones the local constabulary to "smooth things over"?

hour 19 - genteel stage invades, twirling his stretched tank top in his hand, his fat, hairy man tits jiggling like epileptic jelly fish, and begins sucking him off as he plays. glice is unable to distinguish his guitar from his wang and starts plucking the locks of genteels greasy back hairs instead of strings?

hour 25 - glice realizes he is at home in his living room, naked, with the amp not even plugged in?

hour 29 - glice has heart attack?

hour 31 - mass suicide?

hour 36 - noone even noticed it fucking happened?

_slavo_ 08.25.2011 10:28 AM

i am pretty sure it was great.

Genteel Death 08.25.2011 10:58 AM

I am pretty sure I wasn't there.

Genteel Death 08.25.2011 11:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q_XhKRPZsk&sns=fb

Glice 08.25.2011 11:56 AM

What a shame that some people actually do something with their life rather than whinging in quite a boring way to an audience that gives not a single fuck.

If anyone else is interested, it went well but was quite difficult.

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 12:01 PM

i dont know man.

if this counts as "doing something" with your lief, ur on the wrong track bb.

it's just fret wanking onanism taking to extremes of pointlessness in futile affirmation of the bad choices you've made thus far.

"experimental" music that is nothing but an exercise in the most tiresome cliche. a nightmare of a duty bound scribe in the wire office who stares at the clock and fears 5o'clock will never come and he'll be forced to sit through this turgid shit for eternity.

and all so u can boast to the lil bois in the seminary.

Derek 08.25.2011 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple
hour 0 minute 15 - glice throws down his instrument and storms off in a huff, muttering that "none of you fucking deserve to see me sweat."? noone cares.

hour 15 - a picnic basket of abused children is discovered behind glices amp, pope ratzinger phones the local constabulary to "smooth things over"?

hour 19 - genteel stage invades, twirling his stretched tank top in his hand, his fat, hairy man tits jiggling like epileptic jelly fish, and begins sucking him off as he plays. glice is unable to distinguish his guitar from his wang and starts plucking the locks of genteels greasy back hairs instead of strings?

hour 25 - glice realizes he is at home in his living room, naked, with the amp not even plugged in?

hour 29 - glice has heart attack?

hour 31 - mass suicide?

hour 36 - noone even noticed it fucking happened?

hahahahaha. nik don't ever leave.

Derek 08.25.2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

hour 19 - genteel stage invades, twirling his stretched tank top in his hand, his fat, hairy man tits jiggling like epileptic jelly fish, and begins sucking him off as he plays. glice is unable to distinguish his guitar from his wang and starts plucking the locks of genteels greasy back hairs instead of strings?
fucking hell this is so great i can't stop laughing at these sentences

SpaceCadetHayden 08.25.2011 04:00 PM

Nik: a modern day shakespeare

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 04:03 PM

shaqsepseer suks my dik.

_slavo_ 08.25.2011 04:09 PM

i'm pretty sure i have tits

EVOLghost 08.25.2011 04:50 PM

woah 36 horus.

Glice 08.25.2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple
i dont know man.

if this counts as "doing something" with your lief, ur on the wrong track bb.

it's just fret wanking onanism taking to extremes of pointlessness in futile affirmation of the bad choices you've made thus far.

"experimental" music that is nothing but an exercise in the most tiresome cliche. a nightmare of a duty bound scribe in the wire office who stares at the clock and fears 5o'clock will never come and he'll be forced to sit through this turgid shit for eternity.

and all so u can boast to the lil bois in the seminary.


These are all valid points. Except valid points generally presuppose the possibility of entering into dialogue. Whereas you tiresomely criticise anything that presents itself to you and offer nothing back, except the occasional hissy fit if anyone says anything even remotely cutting to you. Beyond 'lol @ nik's asinine horsehit' [see above].

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 06:06 PM

no glice, really, i was just trying to be a dick, i promise.

Glice 08.25.2011 06:17 PM

No Nik, you really have nothing to offer anyone, I promise.

SpaceCadetHayden 08.25.2011 06:30 PM

Arguing with people from the internet on the internet is just beautiful. You are both such heroes to mankind.

Genteel Death 08.25.2011 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceCadetHayden
Arguing with people from the internet on the internet is just beautiful. You are both such heroes to mankind.

And nobody has to put up with YOUR ugly looking face shouting at them. Perfect.

SpaceCadetHayden 08.25.2011 06:39 PM

Oh, you!

SpaceCadetHayden 08.25.2011 06:40 PM

What a shame people get so butt broke over a dead forum and don't know how to shut their computer off.

SpaceCadetHayden 08.25.2011 06:42 PM

 


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