Americans on the forum get more stupid by the post
 

The internet has come of age.

Repped crypto.

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I hate to insult anybody but I feel sorry for you, porkmorros. Just love who you are, not everybody can be American.

Just everyone stop replying to his shit threads. He's like a t-rex, if you don't make any movements, he'll go away.

There's a really good joke hidden in that thread title, but I just can't work it out.

I was going to say something moronic about being the country of mail-order diplomas, but that was too shit even by my standards.

I like porky when he's nasty, personally. I just assume those are thong days.

Glad someone has some sense and understands than,in fact,i couldn't have less of a problem with americans or anyone in general.Call it the perversity of the medium but sometimes it's good to experiment with it in order to study the reaction of a sample of people.It's all a bunch of bollocks,of course.How's truncated these days?

That was quite a flood yesterday.

Missing you of course, porky. And yourself?

Indeed.Again,it was to prove a point.The point being that if something bothers you that much,you just ignore it and that's it.It does surprise me that you get a few posters who,i'm sure,actually believe that i would have any problems with americans and seriously so.Something to scratch your internet head for.

And how the anti-porky posts highlight the dimness of the posters.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!




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Missing you too!Flying to Italy early tomorrow morning,which will possibly mean that tonight i'll go out and go straight to the airport from wherever i'll happen to be.Did you ever do that?You get to the airport and you still haven't recovered so you'll pass out for the whole duration of the flight?What are you up to?

Going to visit family?
I generally drink on the plane. I like miniature bottles, and it's free.
I'm lounging in the hospital again. It's quite fun. I'm without obligation of any kind, and it's encouraging an even more hermit-like lifestyle.
I'm posting from a cell phone - do my posts look normal? Apologies for any structural errors.

Yep,i'm going to see my mum.How come you are again in hospital?It's quite something that you still manage to post in immaculate english from a mobile phone,of all things!

Complications with the baby.

?????

I thought you were fluent in English.

Are you serious?Anything that,perhaps,deserve pm discretion happened?i hope that you're ok.

Thanks, but it was really a poor joke.

I will never spawn human life. It would be mutually unfair.

"Human" being the word to emphasize in this sentence...

Arrghh!And i was already excited at the prospect of a baby-truncy unleashing its tongue on the world.

HO ho ho!

Someone, please stitch up my splitting sides.

A regular comedian, folks.

*Edit: That was directed at SC's expulsion of hilarity.

i did that two weeks ago - go out and go straight to the airport - and it was hell... falling asleep in the taxi leading me to the airport, being woken up by the taxi driver, being like a zombie during check-in and security check, falling asleep before boarding, being luckily woken up by the air hostesses at the last minute, passing out immediately on the plane, connecting flights in a hurry and of course like a zombie in Amsterdam... but then i started to feel better... and i eventually arrived home as planned...

sorry for intervening in the conversation, by the way, i'm of course well aware that the question "did you ever do that?" wasn't directed at me...

i would recommend getting as much rest as possible before travelling otherwise its hell.

Haha,glad someone knows how it feels like.A few years go i went out with some friends and three of us were all flying out of the country early in the morning.Needless to say ,we left all our lagguage by the dancefloor and two of us had to catch our respective planes from the same airport.The nightmare were all the things that you listed before jetting off.

ah yes, so many possibilities for it to turn out as a nightmare... well, good luck for tomorrow!