Post YOUR Best Quote
 

A friend & I were discussing many topics, & the subject of addiction came up.
& so half hazardly I came up w/ this quote off the top of my head.

"In a way addictions are good. It gives you something to cling to."

I didn't think it was all that great of a response, but my friend said that it was pretty profound. Oh well.

So, if you have ever had a qoute that you made yourself that you were very proud of, please post it here.

Sonic Life

Brown is the color of poo.

Sorry i didn't want to fuck yr thread up. it was the best i could think of...
pretty pathetic.

Don't worry about it. I'm looking for funny qoutes as well. Or even song titles that you've come up w/. Here's one I made,

"The Official Backstabbing Anthem"

one of the song titles in my band:"Remote Control Disaster"

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Bloody Brando nicked that off me, never forgave him for that

That's a pretty good song title.

Here's another one of mine, "Theocracy". But, I'm sure everybody knew that one from the old board.

I got one named Vacuum Hearts. But i'm thinking about changing the name cuz everyone will think i've stolen it from Psychic hearts...

The only way to prove your not a ghost is to kill yrself.

Yeah, people are uptight when it comes to song titles. Not me though.
I think that's a great title.

Song titles are the bitch of all bitches. The one's suggested so far are good; the one's for my band are changing weekly.

My quote - "You could bath in a weeks worth of cum for all I care - your band are still shite."

Good one Glice. I'll be on the edge of my seat waiting for the next one.
(Seriously)

I saw a lot of fucked up shit, but I never remember anything. I'd have to ask some of my friends.

Hey, that could be a qoute w/in a qoute. Unless that's already what it is.

From a recent acid trip: "You're always like, 'Oh, I'm gay, insert controversy, i'm gay'. You're fucking dying is what you are and WILL YOU STOP THAT FUCKING PLANT FROM DOING THAT"

I just fell out of my chair. I hope your happy Glice. (ha ha)

"Hey, is your pedestal up there comfy? It must be, you're on it all the fucking time."

this guy in my english class was being a jackass. he went "huh?" in response.

It's not my best quote because I don't think I have any good quotes, but I say

"what the stink"

instead of "what the fuck"

surburbia is a community of people living alone together

all art touches somebody. Great art touches other people and the rest is masturbation.

i been drinikin'

See below, describes everything I feel about learning theory in Music.

that's a good quote h8kurdt... i agree

great thread, here are mine, the ones i can think of:

Life is a way too long for the reward you get at the end
dead people should all be killed (in reference to the Sixth Sense movie quote 'i see dead people') :D
i would solve the problem of unemployment by killing the unemployed
If we dont kill them, they will die!
Life is more interesting than reality
Laugh as if you were serious

Why don't you just fuck off and die.

I use that a lot.

Here's one of mine:

Be tough, don't be a pussy.

Not mine: "Is the a crock of shit I'm holding in my hands or is this hospital called saint crock of shit"

Garth Mareghi's dark place. Probably not that funny unless you've seen it.

I would quote myself, but I wouldn't want to spoil the next edition of Bartlett's.

One time I was skating with some friends and the youngest one (I think 14 or 15) went off a waist high drop and had his board come up and nail his nuts. He started crying and I yelled "There's no crying in skateboarding!" It was kinda fucked but whatever.

The official most emo song title ever.

I say cunt alot.

Other people here:

" What are you doing here? Piss off. Shoo! Shoo!

If you're not being facetious, then you're even more of a dumb fuck than I thought." [Truncated] This one for the use of the word 'shoo'.

" my mum likes Picard, but not me, i prefer Riker, but only the bearded Riker.

by brother and i used wish for star trek x-rated, where you get to see what really happens on the holodeck, i.e. every week a different crew member boning councillor troy, or data get wanked off by luke skywalker's robotic hand." [toilet & bowels]

Ok, so I was going to look through more threads for posts that amused me, but that took far to long to find two and I'm bored now.

I propose a thread hi-jack where you big up other people. Who's with me?

My friends mom was complaining about rap music and said "who cares if a girl has a rack!?" and I replied "I know, Iraq is a country anway." That is pure genius.

But my favorite quote I made up is this joke I made:

What do you call a man who makes beer?

Hebrew!

THAT'S HILARIOUS!

I'm with ya, my nigga.

I'm down with that. Do we need specific quote references? I am lazy and grow weary quite easily.

Ooh wait, I have to post this before I forget it - my favorite of Toilet & Bowels, and definitely in my all-time top five:

"Jah can bless my cock snot!"

Now that is gold.

I'll begin by listing people whose lines amuse me on a regular basis, lest I forget (I know I've done this before, but fuck you):

T&B
Glice
Savage Clone
!@#$%!
HaydenAsche
Noumenal
Krastian is getting up there

Specific examples to follow at a later time.

nice to see dark place get a mention, i was starting to think i was the only person to have seen it.

It does that. You forget how devestatingly amusing it was. Slips under the comedy radar. As does Black Books, quotes from which really aren't going to work in this format. However, saying "Bernard" about 16 times consecutively is guarenteed to make me wet myself like an incontinent dog.

She uses this line far more often regarding her penchant for public indecency. Nice to see it in a new context.

or persistantly shouting "Dan!" in a carpark, at people who can't hear you. although that one probably doesn't slip under the radar.

"I guess you wouldn't feel too bad about raping a goldfish."
Just the other day I said this after the tv informed me that goldfish have a 3 second memory.

This would be forgotten already if my friend didn't think it was so funny.