You're all dead inside.
 

Except for kegmama. Discuss.

she is the walking dead.

i am dead inside,
i am a prostitute for my job.
i make people buy things they dont need.
i need help.



are those my feet??

yeah!
Kegmama rocks!

...I beg to differ.

beer just fel in my eye, i wiped it off with my hair.

another great use of long hair

You would do, but that's because you're dead inside. It's a known trait of the dead inside, being contrary.

Hey, me too.

This is my career change year though.

Really.

i used to floss me teeth with me long hair.
then i got it cut.

i love my mickey.

mickey is irish slag for my penis.

There are many things which perplex me about this post.

This is not the kind of news I wanted to hear first thing in the morning. How shall I tell my family?

see, how the fuck does she take a shit like this

first describe whats on that website before i go there. and what the fuck it has to do with this thread.

yeah me too, i'm gonna change my job this year also.
i'm gonna be a mickey inspector

I like the good old aeroplane banner, though you may chose something less decadent if you prefer. How about a hat, or a t-shirt with the phrase 'walking corpse' emblazoned upon it?

blue river wider than a mile

coffee is makin me loco.

In Russian of course, I wouldn't want EVERYONE to know that sort of thing. How utterly embarassing!

гуляющий труп

i dont see the point in drinking beer and eating spaghetti

I can accept this. It's part of the deal when you make a pact with Satan.

satan is bowing

Well, he is rumored to be quite the mean fiddle player.

Satan is alive and well and living in New Haven, i fucked him last night.

I'll bet he was a damn good lay, too.

this thread turned very weird very quickly.

very horny

since god was shit with me, im guessing that satan has got to be better

I think Kegmama's overrated. Discuss.

That's obviously not true and I apologise for writing those words, even as a joke.

I agree.

What's that?

Does that mean she is dead on the outside?

Well, crap.
That was supposed to be a great shot of a boxing glove hitting a face in "Raging Bull."
So much for that.

its what the inside of king buzzo's head looks like.

we heard it from the horses mouth.

i just watched the nightmare on elm street.i guess im dead inside

i saw that on TV!

what a load of shit.

i ammm sooooo alive!

i'm alive
im just real drunk!!

great fun
i love the new Arcade Fire track

stoned aswel l
ninja. it the binga
i won in bingo..... by gingo!!!
remember when u were 6 and iwas 7?

i've got real weak hooch. bad buzz.

funny you should mention that mama, check the "another weekend" thread!!
i was just writing there! weird?!!?

that shot glass will be the death of me! and my housemates!