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If you dare.....
Post a little-known tidbit about yourself....
When artsygrrl was a tiny tot she shoved a Cheerio so far up her nose that her mom had to take her to the doctor to get it out. .jpg) |
in 7th grade, gmku tried to impress a girl by standing up to a bully but only ended up getting his nose bashed in, and not getting the girl.
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When I was about 4, I fell in the bathroom and knocked out one of my front teeth. My mom shoved it back in and it stayed there until my adult teeth came in a couple of years later.
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When Screamingskull was 11 she taught the most popular girl in school to french kiss, then used it as black mail when she was older.
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So far our tidbits revolve around girls and our moms.
When gmku was about 5, he was excitedly conversing with his mom one morning as she was brushing her hair in the bathroom, and as gmku was animatedly backing up to make a point, he fell into the toilet bowl fully clothed. gmku then related this story to his kindergarten class in show-and-tell. |
When gmku was 10, his mother took him to the high school pool to pay for his swimming lessons. As she was paying the red-faced teenaged boy at the towel counter, she and gmku heard snickering from behind them, and gmku's mom turned to see several nude high school boys in all their glory. She was standing inside the men's locker room. For several months afterward, gmku would hear this story bubble up on occasion when he visited the pool.
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when i was around 3 i was on the shore and i picked up a piece of shit and smuged my hand over it. mom filmed it.
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when i was four we had visitors in our house and i choked on a piece of candy. my father grabbed me by my feet and started to hold me upside-down and shake me till the candy came out. my mother still laughs about the noises i made then.
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Um, she thinks this was funny, your near suffocation?
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no, but the fact that i sounded like 'ghugh ew bluh mugh' was funny to her. i'm off to sleep anyway. |
^ night.
i used to choke on power cables and small adaptors |
My preference was marbles. Some of them looked so good.
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i liked to break my uncles basses and records.
2-3 years ago i realised it was a big mistake.... |
I had 7 operations before I turned sixteen, My first kiss was in the second grade, and I once laughed so hard in the ten grade that I puked.
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My best friend and I in 5th grade were goofing around over lunch and he dared me to run after him and try to kiss him. So never one to turn down a dare, I did. He told the teacher, and I received a long lecture, in front of the whole class, about our society's views on men who like to kiss men.
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gmku what kind of life did you lead as a growing child?
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When finding nobody was 14 he and a friend changed the letters on a Big 10 Tires sign. The sign originally said "Thanks for a great 2004!" but they changed to "Thanks for great sex!"
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I was a Catholic boy. And the oldest. I think that explains a lot.
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I was raised catholics, but we Mexicans never bother to go to church. I was the youngest, and I fell asleep when church was going on.
But I feel your pain. |
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i know. he was pissed also |
I don't think anybody who grows up Catholic ever fully recovers. Especially if they attended Catholic school. Scary nuns with their rulers, those plaid-skirt-and-white-blouse uniforms the girls had to wear.
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I never had to go to catholic school, but did have to get my first comunion and babtism and all that jazz.
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when i was 9, my friend (who i later dated in middle school) and i played "ill show you mine if you show me yours".
when i was in 8th grade we were disecting a cows heart and this girl in my group was talking to another girl, and i was like "hey, pay attention or im going to cut your finger!". Well, she was holding a part of the cows heart, and i was like "please pay attention, this is a really hard part to cut through" and she was like "okay". So i started cutting into it and she moved her hand, my hand slipped and i sliced part of her fingertip off. She then told the teacher it was her fault for not paying attention. From that day on, i was not allowed to participate in any science experiments :/ |
that sucks crypto. I hate people like that.
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she took the blame though, but the teacher was like "i dont care!"
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I hate those teachers fucking morons.
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when jon boy was four his sister pushed him into a fire which resulted in serious burns to his back which required lots of hospital treatment.
when jon boy was 6 he started to piss red so his mum took him to hospital thinking it was blood and it was because he ate too much beetroot. |
When Tokolosh was 6, he gave his bicycle to the kid next door. His mom was furious, and told him to go and get it back. When he did, the happy kid with a new bicycle wasn't impressed, and threw a rock at Tokoloshs face as he was looking over the garden wall.
He got 8 stitches for that. |
when i was 6 i threw an handful of washing power into my older brother's prized goldfish (Jaws) bowl.
needless to say he died. |
When I was twelve I had my first gay kiss.
When I was eight my mother told me she didn't love me and that i was not her child. |
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pretty fucked up |
When he was 9, gmku left little "clues" on scraps of paper scattered in about a dozen books throughout his school library that would lead the diligent library patron, if he or she read the clues correctly, to gmku's house. The patron would win a prize. Imagine his surprise when two girls showed up at the front door of his house! Imagine his sudden panic over having to go scrounge around in his room for a suitable prize! Imagine his parents' concern!
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gmku had other library incidents. When he was about 10, he became interested in the library's collection of photography annuals, particularly because of the artistic renderings of the nude female body. He spent weeks, though, working up the nerve to check out one of these and take it home. He finally did work up the nerve one day and took it up to the stern-looking librarian with the gray hair in a bun, and to his surprise, she scanned it and passed it back with no questions asked. But he became so unnerved about the next step, which would be to smuggle it unnoticed into his parents' house, that as soon as he was past the library's doors, he turned around and dropped it in the return box.
A couple days later, steeling his nerves again, he brought the photography annual back up to the check out desk. This time, the librarian raised an eyebrow and asked him why he was so interested in this book. gmku couldn't speak, and the librarian didn't let him check it out. |
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aww thats shit, i feel so bad for you man. |
when ploesj was five years old, her mother played violin at a free concert in a park. ploesj was in desperate need for attention so she just started to jump up and down in front of the orchestra and make faces to the audience. she still feels embarrassed when someone reminds her of that act.
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You don't know how hard it was back then for a 10-year-old to access anything even remotely resembling porn. My parents were very strict about what I could read, watch, listen to. I used to sneak Mad magazines home from the store in my trumpet case. Even though I hid them inside my music lesson books, something on my face always gave me away, because they'd get confiscated right after dinner. Either that, or my parents had a mole in the drug store. I also couldn't see any James Bond movies until I was like 16. They hated the Sticky Fingers cover when they saw me bring that home. |
When I was little I used to climb on the toilet to get stuff out of the medicine cabinet. One day I didn't realize the lid was open and I stepped in the toilet, which was full of pee.
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ha ha ha, when screamingskull was 7 she needed to pee so bad she ran to the toilet and in her hurry forgot to lift up the seat, ending up peeing on the seat by mistake. and it was at a friends house. |
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Takes one to know one. You never did send me that photo of you in the skinny pants. |
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