Poll: when did you lose virginity?
 

So when did you lose virginity?

don't forget to offer the option "i'm losing it right now"

sorry mate, not included ;-)

I voted 16-18, but it was really on the cusp of 15-16.

no fun. i refuse to answer on the grounds that i'm being discriminated against. i pmed chabib about it. but he won't respond to me, though i like everyone, even him. you are all conspiring against me. slavo spends all his time obsessing about me. i am only defending myself from being constantly attacked for speaking my mind. i hate nobody, i love all. even slavo. even though slavo obsesses about me constantly. i am saying this to combat ignorance! i am a very cool and standup guy! i love MAFIA MOVIES!! ignore lists are silly. PAY ATTENTION TO MEE!!

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man, it takes hard work to write this drivel. i don't think i'm cut out for it.

name your top five.

I thought you didn't like me? I may have been wrong. Maybe not,

You're taking the piss out of me now aren't you !"£$!"£$!? Because I called you Ned. Well, I don't care a jot about that argument, but you're still obsessing about it. You're obviously obsessed, and you're only pretending to hate Slavo because you two are in cahoots. You're a troll. Troll

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You're right, it's bloody hard to write so uninterestingly.

oh yea, my name is Salvatore Riina, I live in downtown Palermo, wear a hat, have a double-barrel shotgun and right now I'm being absolutely obsessed by you. right on right on!

:eek:

Glice, c'mon, have a cigar with me
and let's go shoot down some storekeepers.

Oh yeah. Now that's the kind of manly speak I can identify with. Shall we whistle at girls as they walk past as well? Testosterone levels back at full capacity. Grrrr.

we don't whistle at girls.
we create polls.
LOL

take it easy ;-)

when you chomp on each other's stogies, can that count as a way of losing your virginity, or does that depend on what the meaning of word "is" is?

17 for me. One of my friends lost his at 12, which is pretty fucked.

According to some people, age 18. According to others, I'm still a virgin.

16 for me.

17. I was on acid. She's now doing porn. That's right, porn. I claim my kudos herewith.

Rep points given.

I wouldn't be too quick to claim those; there are all KINDS of categories of porn.

big deal. i've done porn.

Toilet porn, even.

You haven't done her though. You're not a bad looking chap, but I'd certainly rather watch her ass bouncing than your hairy touche.

We haven't seen chabib in action, so to speak. You never know what kind of moves he's got going on.

That is true. Still, I don't really watch porn to watch men. Does this make me a bad person? I only hope the good Lord will forgive me my taste in porn.

my roommate was in his bed (about 4 feet away) when i recieved my "present" for my 18th birthday.

I'm still a virgin, but I voted to see the results.

was anyone on the board around for that show at the swiss institute a few years ago when i screened some of my super-8 films while thurston's band, foot, played?

one of those films featured me, masturbation, fucking, drag, guns and hostess cupcakes.

was this a real you or a stop frame animation you?

Ummm is that the one that'll be re-released as "To live and shave in LA"???

I put 16-18,
Im sure i will within the next 2 years. Hell Im stating college in a year and ahalf.

Wow, we are a pretty skeezy family here on this board aren't we? I wouldn't have it any other way.

dude, is it a bad sign if you accidentally voted 19 when it was 18. Proving I either forgot when i lost it or my birthday. Owm.

April 11th 1993, right after a Dinosaur Jr. show. We were 15.

I'm still a virgin. I'm waiting until I get married.

i still want to know what is that "I better use myspace a bit more" comment means

isn't the use of myspace directly proportional to no getting laid? that place is nerdcentral!!!

ok, i was 19

it seems 15 for the ladies, 16 for the gents. as for chabib's footage, what the hell does that have to decent live music? that show would have pissed me off quite a bit.

I second that.

still a virgin, but im only 19, not 30.