Was Jesus a Hippie?
 

Well?

Fuck Off, Twat.

JESUS man don't get your panties in a twist.

Don't NOT fuck off.

jesus was a tree hugger

excuse me, but i believe you forgot the "die" option.

No Jesus was not a fucking hippie.

Vampire, not hippie.

Do hippies ask their friends to cannibalize their bodies?

probably. does that mean he was wrong? we have know way of knowing because everyone between us and him has fucked it up. How many Jesuses (?) do you walk past every day on the street?

Shit thread.

shit, dude.

Is your grammar correct? Or are you making a derogatory remark?

both.

Predictable.

indeed.

... a shit thread.

Jesus was born in the year 0 AD.

Hippie-ism was born in the 1950s/1960s AD.

I think Jesus came a wee bit before hippie-ism, ergo he was not a hippie.

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I like that art swenson clane.

Shit thread.

Agreed.

in the age where sonik death is starting multiple threads call us all every name under the sun i think a thread pondering on the activties of Jesus is not shit. you want shit threads go ask Sonik Death.

yes i do believe Jesus was a hippy, a few things give this away for me..

1, constant wearing of sandels
2, long unkempt hair, surely the "haircut of the hippy"
3, scruffy beard, surely the "facial hair of the hippy"
4, the constant barking on about love and peace and all that shite, surely the "mantra of the hippy"

See that is what I said, many people don't agree with me. If jesus was a twenty year old when the sixties was going on, he would be a hippy.

Exactly.

Jesus - that is the miracle working son of God, born of a virgin, who was put to death (for his constant shit disturbing) and 3 days later returned from the dead, said goodbye to his friends and then literally ascended into the clouds promising to return on a white stallion to the cacophonous symphony of angels playing trumpets in the sky - probably never existed.

What is actually the religion of Paul (and not Jesus) presents the teachings of Jesus as annointed upon the mystics, prophets and seers and other assorted madmen through dreams, visions and notions.

Having said this "Jesus" would have been a hippy had "he" existed in the 60's.

Yes! He would have been of the same ilk as those scruffy cocksuckers who protest at the gates of a gas plant whilst smoking pot and filling the air with noxious toxins of their own, draining the social system with their incessant whinging lazy ass uselessness.

:D

an instance when stigmata happen to be really convenient.

Jesus couldn't be a hippie, because he changed the world.

Hippies weren't invented yet in 30 CE. But, Jesus did have long hair and he did live through the 1960's.

yeah maaaaaaan, jesus is still alive, man.