Fuck You, !@#$%!
 

i have the FLU. not HEPATITIS.
you dolt. i thought i was going to have to pay out my ass in medical bills. kiss my fucking flu-ridden ass.

• Body aches, especially joints and throat
• Coughing and sneezing
• Extreme coldness and fever
• Fatigue
• Headache
• Irritated watering eyes
• Nasal congestion
• Nausea and vomiting
• Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose

What a relief that is! WEWH!

Well done.

at least it would have been curable. it wouldn't have been C because the symptoms lie dormant for approximately 20 years, and i didn't get it from my mom.

i was sort of worried when i read "hepatitis" in the previous threads. a relief!

It seems Dr. !@#$%! is slacking a bit.

You weren't really convinced you had hepatitis were you?

well i thought it was surely possible.

Of course it was possible, it was possible you had ebola too, but likely or probable?

On a related note, my throat kills. I hate being sick.

yes/.

...well, lets just be thankful this isn't the case.

it actually took me a while to notice jesus in that picture.

that one kid looks like hayden. FIRECROTCH.

There is a whole set of them. Curiously they all have red hair. Christmas gift for Hayden?

Hayden I Love Your Pink Tutu

My body hair is brown and my hair is now brown. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Oh, and thanks. I got it last week.

here canky. i made you a cup of masachala tea, i rolled a nice cig with strawberry paper, i dimmed the lights, lit the candles and put on a nice record. i bought you lozenges and lots and lots of oranges. i did it all for you, and im about to partake in it all myself, but the vibes of soothing will flow into my vessel and will be floated across the world to you like radiowaves.

strawberry paper is my favorite, how did you know? a nice record? EFFORT? you're a fucking keeper you are.

What is Jesus doind to the girl?

jesus is pimpin'

I literally have not been sick since 2002 when I first joined the forum.

I smoke two packs a day and do plenty of other things bad for my health.

I don't always get eight hours of sleep either.

I also am thirty-seven years old.

I think I' ve read of Cantankerous being sick at least three times just this year.

So, this post will undoubtably lead to a "fuck you, atari," but it's just that I'm concerned a bit that you need to change some habits or, more likely, that you need your immune system diagnosed.

Whew, what a relief. I thought for sure you were prego. The thought of you becoming a mom gave me the willies.

sure, i would fuck you, but there's the issue of your contagion, and my reticence to go anal (because all fucking must end somehow there) with someone who eats the way you do :p

anyway congratulations for not being so terribly sick. it is an infection nevertheless. you just dodged a bullet, you french-fry eater. :D

jesus, pedofile?

The beard, the pajamas, his women are always either virgins or whores. I always suspected.

didn't he say "let the children come unto me"?

ewwww....

oh yeah... I used to wonder what he meant by that! What a disgusting pervert...

AIDS isn't really curable.

does the "who smelt it delt it" rule apply in this situation?