Internet dating
 

is this a good site to get online dates from? is anyone up for it?

Oh my god, I did NOT write that!

Lesson: Do not leave your computer on when you have people over.

yeah right, sweet cheeks!

There are people who would enter your domicile?

I've already done my nude photo spamming to the kiddies on this board. I don't want to push the issue yet, that would just look desperate...

I didn't say they entered voluntarily, did I?

You also didn't say they could leave.

You could expand your net to include more mature demographics.

i'm only 13 at heart

There was this guy who was online dating someone for a long time, and then they arranged to meet and it ended up being his mother! They were living in the same house at the time too. If that weren't enough, the mother was 'cheating' on her husband (his dad).

What's wrong with meeting people in person and asking them out like a normal person would?

Internet Dating are for people with self-esteem problems. Not the demographic I look for when I meet women.

Well alright then, any takers? The extra fingers are a surprising bonus.

Polydactyly is hott.

What are you doing here? Piss off. Shoo! Shoo!

If you're not being facetious, then you're even more of a dumb fuck than I thought.

Have you got skin like a newborn baby's bottom?
What are you doing next weekend?

Fuckin A!

people are always surprised when i tell them how old i am. they always think i'm like 5 or 6 years younger. anyway, next weekend i'm going to meet this older couple who came up to me in the street and offered me a bar of chocolate, they told me they live out in the woods, so i reckon it might be quite a nice visit.

Nice to know that approach works. Duly noted for future reference.

I have been mistaken for younger quite a lot, though I think I look about my age.

Well fine, fuck off then ya tease.

one of my mum's friends recently separated from her husband because he'd been having sex in hotels with strangers he'd met on the internet.

what message boards do these people meet on?

Sounds like "internet dating" is exactly what you need.

After considering numerous eloquent replies, I've settled upon

Dumb cunt.

You now cease to virtually exist.

That's nice.

You are a god among board members, ol' truncy.

is this foreplay?

No.

i meant khchris and truncated....cuz you know...

oh nevermind.

No.

I'm going to psychologically block that out.

About HaydenAsche though, I do have some strange platonic crush on him.

Gooey, I lurv you.

hah hah, what a great moment to arrive here...

no, this isn't a good site to get online dates from, it's a great site to get online dates from.

hah

the hilarity

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seriously though didnt guitarpro meet his wife here? or am i on crack?

they got married?!

Oh man....when did this thread pop up? Has it just exploded or did I miss it first time round?

Surely Truncated and Kchris's insult throwing is merely the internet equivalent of playground pigtail tugging that eventually leads hot primary school handholding action?

Oh my oh my. They're figting again.

Au contraire. This is the last I will say on the matter:

I didn't used to mind khchris, despite the fact that we've had numerous disagreements. In fact, I liked him as a poster, because he seems to actually possess some intelligence, and he is very engaging in a debate. I even told him as much.

However, with his random, arbitrary troll accusations, absurd paranoia of social persecution, and nauseating need for attention, I simply cannot tolerate him any longer. He has this strange compulsion to be contentious and instigatory, and I'm not sure what motivates it. Does he think it's conducive to more lively debates? Does he simply enjoy being the devil's advocate?

Or is he one of the most passive-aggressive dickheads I have ever encountered?

I'll opt for number three.

He tries to inflame posters with seemingly offhand comments, which are in actuality carefully constructed to instigate his targets. Said target naturally gets angry and lashes out against khchris, which is EXACTLY what he wants - he's now got them engaged in an argument, one which he can claim to be blameless in starting. He then hounds them ceaselessly, constantly baiting the poster, and THEN comes whining to the rest of the board about constantly being picked on and harassed. It's carefully crafted from the beginning, and amounts to a long-winded textual version of "Hey, look at me, PLEASE pay attention to me!"

Another case in point: he starts a thread informing the board that he's got a troll, and not to respond to that troll. Great. Duly noted. Let's move on.

But no, that's insufficient. Apparently we did not collectively express enough sympathy or pity for khchris's plight, or comment, "Well of course you have a troll khchris, you're so damn cool, how could people not want to emulate you?" So, he continuously bumps the thread, posting to himself, all the while hoping someone else will respond and thus afford him more attention.

I find this behavior sickening and tedious, and it's so transparent, it's ridiculous. I would not be surprised if khchris creates his own trolls.

So no, this is NOT veiled flirting. Khchris is the only poster I have ever been inclined to utterly ignore on this forum. His mere presence detracts from its quality.

Really, what I said earlier sums it up concisely enough -

Dumb cunt.

So why don't you put him on your ignore list? That should solve the problem.

He is on my ignore list.

Besides, there is no problem. The likes of khchris will never cause me to lose a moment's rest. His social handicaps are his burdens, not mine.

I'm not fighting with Truncated...Truncated is fighting with himself.
Really, did I say anything really bad to Truncated?