Halloween!
 

A thread for all things Halloween! Candy, costumes, pumpkins, Satan. Haha.

I think I'm going as a pumpkin this year. I'm going to dye my hair orange with green on the top, then spike and curl it, like so:



That's only if I feel like putting in the effort to dye my hair and what not. I'll paint my face orange with a jack-o-lantern smile too.

ill dress up as morrissey

Sadly enough, and I know this is against everything halloween, but last year I wandered around, not dressed up (!), and collected candy. No one seemed to have a problem with it though, which is quite disheartening.
Not sure if I'll even venture out this year. I do like to wander around the neighborhood and check out other people's costumes, though.

Halloween is my mom's birthday. I dressed up as a Jedi Knight last year

I'll summon otherworldly spirits to haunt and taunt the wicked. And I'll give free sweets to allcomers.

I think that Halooween or whatever you fucking call it is one of the most stupid american inventions.

Maybe people thought your everyday clothes were a costume?
I'm pretty sure that if I went trick-or-treating in my daily attire I'd still get lots of candy.

or you look like a monster?

It may be stupid but it's ffuuuunnnnnnn.

The other year I walked around without a costume and I got quite a few old ladies say "Do ya want some candy?"

"Oh, no, we're not trick or treating."

"Come have some candy anyway!"

Hah, both quite possible. Which could also explain some situations....

..........most stupid thing i've ever heard of.

Someone doesn't have something stuck up his ass.

Halloween twats.

Are you sure?

 

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, mostly for the music. i always want to do something big and grand but i never really do. i was hoping that my band would be ready to play on Halloween this year, but i highly doubt it's going to happen. i'll think of something.

You've got a month to practise... GO!

i jumped off a roof in attempt to frighten kids once, but they just kind of laughed.

I stoled the bowl of candy once, but they caught me and beat me up.

ya beat me.

Then I went home crying and the next day all the kids in school made fun of me, than I stopped having friends and so on.

for halloween i plan on making about 5 cassette loops of creepy noise stuff and hiding the players in the bushes so as to scare the children....

holloween is for twats.period.

Take that back, it is cool for ugly people, cause for once they can actually go out and look normal.

halloween is the best day of the year

Because you're about to die.

i'm going as sunn o))) this year.

actually, i hardly do halloween; i do purim instead.

i'm having a huge party.

I want to go to a party for halloween. I've never been to a halloween party.

well since i've axed my plans to move to new york and i am moving elsewhere (namely into a rather large victorian house i will be renting) within this city i can do it because thank god I WILL ACTUALLY HAVE THE SPACE. holy shit.

why aren't you moving to New York?

because...

a) the financial stability i have now will be gone
b) i will have to quit my job and get a new one, and fuck that
c) while i do know people who live there, everyone i know lives here
d) i can't fit all my shit/our shit AND 3 cats and two people into 300 sq. feet. not happening. plus, $2000/month? fuck that.
e) i must have been out of my tree.

i've been to several halloween parties and they have all been ultra bizarre.

all of my parties are bizarre. my birthday party was insane.

I see cantankerous, I still want to move there, but I will just go there to study if I get accepted into some art school. Thank god for Costco being a chainstore.

we don't even have costco.

that sux, I at least know they have one in New York, and they pay they give is quite good comparing the job you do.

yeah, well, the pay i get is quite good considering i do fuckall, so i'm staying put.

my birthday always gets nullyfied, this year i'll probably make something big.

I never had mony for costumes so that sucked ass when I was a little kid.