wuz up wuz up muthafuckas
 

Where my money at?
I decided to come back again.

came back? from where?

was your first post too intense?

would like to see our penises???

hi you.

I smiled at a homeless person yesterday because I wasn't sure if she was just dressed that way because it was comfortable. I doubt it. for me, comfort means clean.

how's your side of the planetary meltdown today?

I think I slept for 2 hours last night. I wanted to call in sick but it seems wrong as I'd have just slept and played video games.

....oh god why didn't I do that????

best new name. Miss you dude. Too bad this place is a sinking ship.

mmm.
sometimes i think a homeless person is coming over to bug me for money and it's just a hipster asking for a smoke. it's been happening a lot. i like it when things interchange. i hope glice doesn't start a thread because a i used the word hipster.

it's the national holiday here (17th of November, the anniversary of the Velvet Revolution - a note for the more educated of you that know what I'm talking about).
I woke up terribly depressed but I decided that today I'd win over the bitch. So I put on some clothes, went down to a cafeteria, ordered a cup of coffee, smoked two cigarettes and wrote a letter to a friend of mine. Home I cleaned the bathroom, made me some fine pasta with pomodoro and tuna sauce and now i feel fucking AWESOME.

(taken from the acclaimed novel by mr. Slavo Herman "How to fight the bitch and make your day AWESOME")

AWESAUCE

POMODOROBOTS attacking the city!

right now, my top work priority is "getting my mouse to work".

it's not easy closing all these windows using just a keyboard.



would anyone like a cat? he's fat, loves his mother and spends the night chewing on boxes loudly. at least you'll he getting a lot of cat for your money.

hipsters should be homeless >> instead of black people.

I have a cavity.
Haven't had one in at least ten years. It's macabre.

I also have President cheese and crackers.

Someone stole my pen and ruined my day.

perhaps you should floss more.....until there's blood running down your chin.

oh god. that's so hot.

is this alfonso or alfredo? what is the difference? i don't know.

there's no way anyone could floss more than me.
maybe i flossed this hole myself.

eh. this is not the alfonso i know.

perhaps the two are linked.

i am well despite nearly being stuck with a used rig at work.

Yall are insane

i always feel like that when I take a day off.
but in the end it's wonderful to stay at home and not to give a fuck, isn't it?

stack cheese in the rubba band straight call it chalupa

I pride myself in being near-fluent in Ebonics, but that would have been easier had he said quesadilla.

on a side note, MY next solid-gold hit WILL contain the phrase: "I put a hundred in her pussy and called it cheese taco".

sure, it's a rip off, but I really like tacos.

gouda means cheese and cheese means paper you square ass square butts.. yeesh!!



by the way, that is not Ebonics, that is Hyphy, Ebonics is legitimately recognized, Hyphy is still street. And its a challupa because the challupa has more cheese than a quesadilla yo ;)

yo challupas got beans 'n that give a naga gas.

what if I were to tell you "I stack feta with a nice spring mix and perhaps some cranberries". WHAT WOULD I BE TRYING TO SAY, yo?

ITT: Ebonics ain't black enough.