How small is too small then?
 

Penis.

i think if you can't pull it out of you zipper and you wet your pants it's too small.

A woman onced asked me, "Will it squeak if I squeeze it?"

There must be a perfect number.

Cunts.

I dunno.

dick

Can you tell a man's size by the size of his shoulders,neck and hands?

"Are you in? Let me know when you're finished."

how about the size of a man's belly?

how does that work?

It does as if by magic.It does.

Shoulder width - collar size x number of hands = penis size.

It really works, try it.

pass the meassuring tape.

pookie, i'm apparently packing eight inches then/

damn. i'm huge.

It's a different calculation for girls, silly.

Is it really?

i think it goes without saying that my cock is huge.

how does a girl calculate?

Calculate?haha

whatever.

who wouldn't have expected mysoginy in this thread? it's about dick size, y'all!

also, you know a man's gauge by the car he's driving.

i've always been able to tell by the amount of records they own.

for a girl i think 3 inches of penis is enough as that's where the nerve endings are. of course girl on girl is all tongues and legs, so would you really need one?

too big can be bad as it can hurt the cervix. (i was going to tell a story but i edited it out).

however, for what i've seen of monster cocks (in porns only) they don't get so hard. but maybe that's a porn thing.

Oh really?How is this scientifically been proven then?Slave to indie rock cock groupie perhaps?Risible.

I for one buy lots of records because I have a small penis.

its been scientifically proven by me. the less you have in albums, the smaller you are, and the less hard you get. you get more hard if you have thousands of records you beat off to because of their super indie-rock-iciousness. or, to keep it simple.. I KNOW.

that equation can't work, i saw a documentary about a fat dude who had a 2.5 incher, and his neck was about as thick as my head (which is large and full of brains).

whose brains did you put there?

eh. i'm not very good at math. we could always do a bit of retesting.

Whatever little girl.I've seen more cocks than you have seen records.And you can argue the fuck out of that and still loose.

How many hands did he have though? Eh?

What now?Documentaries prove things?

they prove facts about the truth. they showed his cock too and i saw it.

One in a million?Should i start singing it to you?

that fat guy's. now everytime i take of my underwear i get a pleasant surprise.

But did they show his hand(s)?

well it wouldn't surprise me if the equation sort of worked, but if i put on weight in my neck will my cock get bigger?