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I FEEL GREAT!!!!!!!!

Whatcha gonna do about that, smartie?? Huh?!

amerikangod,
I feel for ya, I really do.
But, my main concern is for yr cock. Is Mr. Happy not happy ???

santeria is for pussies afraid to jump face first into voodoo.

sacrificial goats are my anti-depression.

ps: I accidentally you on YouTube last week. enjoy your summonings, demon.

lol

Ho no. Just wait till june 26. I think new berserk is realeased then. in the meantime take floslos "accidentally you" advice and kill some goats.

let's speak more about goth tits.

nonsense, I see you aren't necessarily that familiar with Santeria from first hand experience ;)

don't make me hex you.

I'm going to try this.

scissor city, sister.

Hello.

you ain't got enough tarantula legs and japanese beetles shells to pull it off brohamster ;)

hahahahah! Good one!

amerikangod: honey, the Plaster Casters will be in touch.

and it's my birthday

and my car payment's due.

Not to worry. We'll all be dead.

I just came to say hello.

Hi static! It's beautiful out and we losers have nothing better to do! How's yr day?

and who the fuck are you???

good.
so you'll remember.

amerikangod: want another cock shot as a present, thanks.

yeah, i wish.

but i'll take the queen part.

Oh sweet, it's my birthday today. 18 years old.

I drank a beer today.

Happy birthday! <3
How did you/are going to celebrate?
Got any presents?

I meant it's my birthday on Sunday.
When I'm officially ten years older than you.

Cancer buddies.

Thanks!
I don't usually celebrate my birthday really but I went out to eat with my family and will probably do something with some friends tomorrow or the next day.

The only presents I got were new converse shoes and money but in the next few days I'm getting a Fender Telecaster. This one but left-handed to be exact:


Also my girlfriend is away for the week so I'll probably get some manga or whatever from her when she gets back.

I envy your fender so much.
You're lucky I love you, otherwise I'd be sending voodoo vibes.
And the converse too, mine just got stolen.
Which colour?

Most of my friends are going to be away on my birthday too. Kind of sucks. I hope they make it up to me by buying me drinks.

"all the fiends on the block..
have a new
king..
I'll take the queen.."

someone broke into the Oxfam that i work at last night... they only got away with the donations box (which had less than £5 in it, joke on them). Still, what a fucking scumbag.

Knox, I'm glad youre back, after long last. Happy birthday, I love you.

AMKGD this is the perfect time for you to sandblast some elephants (your words, not mine) my way in an email. Oh yes. And you're going to love it.

Thank you very much you guys.

But my birthday is on the 26th, unless you're doing it in advance.

It's Derek's day.

Hahaha.
They're grey with blue laces.
I think I got them cause my girlfriend complained too much about me wearing her pair (which were this awesome cherry red colour and went with most of my clothes).

But yeah I think I'll use some of the money I got to take my girlfriend out to dinner. I'll totally wear my new suit and everything.

What ??! It's your birthday, too ? Unacceptable.

I can't wear my girlfriends shoes because I have a bigger penis than she does.

my penis is cherry red.

aw.
your girlfriend is a lucky girl.

If only she realised that hahaha.

have agreat one everyone. OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIESTA!

I'm sure she does.

But you can't let the other person see that much otherwise they stop making efforts.

It will help.

It wont replace, but it will help.

Oh geez. Well, dont expect more words out of me. I'm totally blowing steam at this point. Tired, willing to complain,
no actually I would totally say happy birthday again on the 26th its just that I have such a bad memory. And then all I'd be doing is saying "happy birthday" cause i betcha I wont look up the appropriate inappropriate thing to post. So I'm lazy and annoyed but also glad you were born I guess.
Yes. I AM. Ok, commitment enough?
Love you. Lips and lips.