peanut butter
 

there was a whole jar in the fridge with only a bit eaten last night, and the thing is empty tonight. depreciate people touching your food. i wrote "stay out" on it.

weirdddd!! i dont put the pb in the fridge. i bet thats why yrs dissappeared.

yeah (wo)man, PB goes in the pantry.

or the cabinet with the other spreadable things. example: nutella, jams and jellys. and also spices and the like are there too. and on the top "floor" there is soup mixes and crackers!! its a wonderful cbinet, but smells TERRIBLE (spices scents mixing)

golden child- ugh, never. i always put it in the fridge.

that's like ours, kracky. it smells nasty.

Was it chunky peanut butter? If not, I'm not interested.

i always reach to grab the PB or J or maybe some other spreadable, and i have to hold my breath 'cos the reek is so atrocious.

I love the smell of spices.

maybe when they are alone. but when they mingle... ewwwwwwwww, the smell is worse than when you ap a bug witrh those things that look like tennis rackets.

You mean a bug zapper?

precisely!

It must have been Puck.

hahaha. it's like a thing that zaps bugs. jk.

When I first saw this I thought we where going to discuss the deliciousness of penut butter. Schizophrenicroom I know your pain I once bought a twelve pack of yogurt and within three days it was all gone. I only ate one, ONE!!!

I can't think of an explanation more logical than this.

I love Peanut Butter. It is great in celery...

you cant have any butter or spread on the sandwich as well as peanut butter. it just makes it taste gross. i like the smooth as well as the crunchy.

Do you live in a commune with lazy unemployed bloodsucking hippie losers, that can't keep their hands to themselves?

Someone ate a whole jar of peanut butter in one day? It should be easy enough to find them, it'll be the fat bastard with vomit stains and really bad breath.

Well I don't like peanut butter, but you've described me perfectly!

i know a girl who can disappear by hiding behind a signpost , but gorges on peanut butter the same way . she calls me up and complains - ohhhhhh i cant stop thinking abotu that jar of peanut butter .

could it be .. ...?

Your avatar looks dodgy. What have you been injecting? ;)

not the same thing as you been shooting :D

unless you have a peanut butter pistol =/

sounds like you do.

k-krack, jams & jellies do go in the refrigerator.

It's been a long time since I've eaten peanut butter or jelly on anything.

schizophrenicroom, I've experienced the same thing before myself.
You must have some drunken roommates who have no food in the house so they went hog wild on your peanut butter.

jams and jellies in the fridge for sure.

no mention of George Washington Carver yet hehe

Jams & jellies will keep okay in the pantry, but storing them there increases the likelihood of ants or other bugs getting into your cabinets to get at that sweet sugar as a result. Most of the labels for jams & jellies specify refrigeration after opening.

when Homer & Marge have the kids taken away from them by Social Services & they are attending the mandatory classes to get them back, the instructor says:

Goodman: There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack.
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And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.
[3F01] Home Sweet Home- Diddily- Dum- Doodily

Peanut Butter is amazing. Chunky plain. Regular on something like pancakes.

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put your PB in the fridge

rancid fats cause cancer. keep your fats cool & therefore fresh

if it smells funky, it must go
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now about people with the munchies dipping into your stuff: fuckem up, fuckem up i say...

saturnine read my mind.

it's chunky or nothing.

not in my home! i prefer not having cold jams and jellies. i like a oom temperature pb&j sandwich, thanks.

yeah. my brother especially. he loves the stuff.

we keep jam in the fridge, too.

chunky all the way. i like the crunch.

Mmm...

i once had a math teacher that had a drawer full of peanutbutter jars. whenever she'd get frustrated or was depressed, she's whip open the draw and get started on a new jar.

it was repulsive...

I've had to throw many a jar of peanut butter away because of my filthy, filty ass friends grubbing it up with their fingers and crackers.....I'm not really a big fan of it anymore though.

Hahaha. That's what I was thinking. Actually it wasn't, but it should have been.

Two things that should never be refrigerated: maple syrup and peanut butter. I don't care how healthy it is. They're complete crap when cold.

eww yeah i second the refridgerated syrup thing. but then again i hate maple syrup... i prefer the fake aunt jemima shit.... yummy

i prefer mrs. butterworth's. such snobbery from my end.

I'd never had Butterworth's until recently. It actually is way better. We don't buy it though. Stater Bros. all the way.