I have returned from the pits of hell.
 

Moving sucks. What have I missed?

Has Savage Clone switched teams yet?

Has Sonic Susie returned?

Has the mistery CHABIB caller been revealed?

I'm sure you've all missed me. Rejoice in the this thread of my return.

Hey man....thanks for getting rid of that avatar. Everybody is still pretty straight around these parts.

except porkie. isn't he gay?

I think he might be a little bi.

Isn't touch me I'm sick worried that you haven't come home yet krack?

i think he might be a little bit tri!

Porkie is mine. Stop looking at him.

oh no no. i called her, i had to work a little late... overtime! then im going to go home and have a little bit of sex.

Please, dear God, let these motherfuckers die in their sleep.

You went? Well done.

You're back? Well done.

I didn't 'went'. I just got my internet back after moving morelike.

The internet isn't a posession man. It's in your heart.

Yeah, I hate myself more.

grouch.

I'd rather be a grouch than a whiny little cunt dependant on his girlfriend. Please, piss off.


HAHAHAHA. You fucking nerd.

hey mon

hey hayden

It is nice to see you around.

hey
you're gay
i gotta new complaint

whey
lets play
or else im gonna faint

We can play anytime baby. Call before you come over.

HaydenAsche is so good, it's scary...

where ya living at now dude?

Why's that?

Welcome back Hayden.Where did you move to?

here i was thinking you'd been permanently banned for phoning chris habib.... oh well.

Has Hayden been away somewhere?

Hey, that's exactly what I thought.

Joke, silly....after the "isn't he gay?" thing.

SHIT! No! I completely forgot.

I moved like a half a mile away. Just for a few months. I'll be living in Minneapolis come spring semester of school.

No, dear. I didn't call that pretentious cunt.

shame.

Very much so, Model Boy.

Once wasn't enough?

No it wasn't.