How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
 

None.They all sit in the dark and cry.

yeah! did you make that up?

No.

lol

how many straight-edge kids does it take to do a line of coke?

one, if nobody's looking.

how many punks does it tke to change a lightbulb?


none, punks never changed anything.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregger?

You can't unscrew a pregger.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, sitting in the dark is, like, really avant-garde man.

[Take 2]

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.

blah blah blah

Seminal first post. Seminal, I tells ye'.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

they would be too emotional about changing it and start crying

i've heard the first joke on the past directed to goths instead of emos.

that said.

how many emo fags does it take to screw a light bulb?

three, one who'll yell at it to get screwed, one who'll cry when he can't get it screwed and one who'll blame it all on his ex-girlfriend.

how many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?

none, candles are sooo retro kewl

how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb?

none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy.

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Any number, so long as you're a desperately humourless twat.

ZING!!!

hahahahaha

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seriously though, i missed you Glice!!!

Danke.

REP

nevermind, it won't let me

Lightbulb jokes, eh?


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two fit in there, but damned if you can figure out how they got in the light bulb.

I heard it this way: How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

2, 1 to change it, and 1 to write a song about how much he misses it.

How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke

hahahahahahaha, that one is good.

we all know who's the one with the history lessons and wiki links.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Fish.hahahaa

Hahahahahaha

they were funny though

Q:How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A:Pfft, What, you don't Know?

it should be how many HIPSTERS does it take.

no. candles are so 1873.

karoseen lamps?

i'll have to hit my grandma up for some of those. she actually has some.

Heh polysics..

i use those energy saver lightbulbs, because you never have to change them

How many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, and 30 to stand around and go: "That was fuckin' shit".

It's not a light bulb joke, but I liek it none the less:
How do you know you have a guitarist at your party?
He'll/she'll tell you

HAHA

And a few to post a few hundred pics of themselves in different stances/views with a light bulb.

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4
1 to change it, 1 to copy him, and 2 to call them sellouts.

Hahaha...good one...

and a few to, in the future, use that old lightbulb and say they were using it before it was cool.

how many cantankerouses does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one. there's no joke. it really only takes one. there's not even another one available.

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Cantankerous about herself.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

HAHA, Cantankerous. How apt of you to give me negative rep after that comment. Nonetheless the comment still rings true and you know that. You're one self-obsessed, dilusional, junkie-wannabe, feline, ain't ya. There's a few of you on every board.