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Sonic Beards
Don't you think it's about time for Lee Ranaldo and Steve Shelley to grow beards? Know what I mean? Let's stop dicking around, everybody: those guys need beards.
I think a coupla years ago, before Sonic Nurse came out, Lee was sporting a beard. Beards. Ranaldo/Shelley. beards. |
And why do you exclude Thurston from your wish?
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Thurston's too tall for a beard. Come on. Everyone knows that.
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What about Kim with a beard?
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No way. Kim's too short for a beard.
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Amen... but yeah Lee had a beard for a little bit once... |
lee had a rugged little mountainman facial-pelt going for a while.
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you mean this?
 Don't know how old it is but it's still on the fernandes guitars website! |
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“The Fernandes Sustainer gives my guitar playing a whole new dimension. As a matter of fact it’s sort of a dimension of slow motion. I actually can play long slow notes now.”
Steve Vai Wow, Steve Vai can now play long slow notes! I'll believe it when I hear it... |
“I love the thing, it’s really cool. It’s a great show biz tool as well as a musical tool and when I go up to that high octave it sounds like the hole of my C*** screaming as loud as it possibly can. The Fernandes Sustainer moves mountains.”
Steve Lukather / TOTO WTF???HAHAHa |
i liked that one too. i picture a wall of noise ejaculating forth from his cock during a feedback solo on roseanna.
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Another one, taken from the gear page on mustang....
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This went from beards to Fernandes Sustainers...who'd have guessed?
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Seeing Lee bring that beard back would be awesome. And then they could play The Lumberjack Song.
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Beards and Fernandes Sustainers in one pic! It all gels together now.
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:D it's funny. is his cousin Harvey Fierstein?  |
i DONT SEE MUCH OF A RESEMBLANCE
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lee with a beard rocks.
unless it's like a super hilbilly beard then it sucks |
Yeah, see what I mean everyone? Of course you do! Lee + Beard = fuck yeah. Someone should photoshop Steve with a beard and post it up. Do it!
Come on folks, let's make it happen. |
*heads away to photoshop*
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Lee looks kinda strange with a beard. Kinda college professoree. I think Kim should grow a beard even though she's a woman. One of the guys should just grow a beard for her and then she can just glue it to her face for gigs. Like in that Beavis and Butthead episode.
"Damn, we're smoothe" |
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One of the best B & B episodes EVER. |
Yeah, Lee looks like he's about to go into a lecture about how Niecheze was nothing but a jerk-off who hated God.
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I think it would be to Grateful Dead-ish. Thurston looks eternally youthful. Lee is probably only covering his acne scars. Beard-free!!!
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Thurston was accually quoted in a swedish magazine about 10 years ago, saying his biggest misstake ever was trying to grow a beard.
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Maybe I'm trippin', but isn't there a pic of thurston with a 'stache in the liners of the Shonen Knife tribute? It's been years since I've seen it, so maybe my memory is jacked.
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Someone should photoshop Steve with a big old porno 'stache.
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Actually, I think Steve might look cool with one of those Amish perimeter-only beards. You know what I mean? That's just me, though. I mean, moustaches are just silly. I'm talking about beards, people; serious, non-ironic, sincere beards. |
Yeah he really needs a shave
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I'd like to see them get mad Hasidic up in this piece.
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