Cantankerous is a Haggard Troll.
 

Seriously. She has no kind of body, is out of shape (not fat, just out of shape) and has pretty much the most busted face that I've ever seen.

She dyes her hair to keep people from noticing how busted her face and body are, but it still doesn't work. She looks like a low grade porno star or hooker that might make 100 dollars a trick.

She is not hot.

Why does everyone on here jerk off to her pictures?

Seriously.

You guys need to get some taste.

i'm not one of the people drooling over her here, but this is most pathetic post ever. how about you write some self-criticism instead?

ps- i think you secretly want her and you're just sore she won't have you. cos your post reeks of resentment to me.

How about you take some of your own damn advice, hypocrite.

ps-I guess you wanted to further your own damn hypocrisy.

self-criticism: i have no patience with idiotic fucks like you. i should be more tolerant, but hey, i'm not a saint. so fuck you anyway.

I do wonder if some people are just unhappy when they feel like they are not unhappy enough.Just a thought.

Self Criticism: I can't stand to look at haggard trolls for more than five minutes at a time. Also, I think self righteous internet pigs are indignant.

did you actually spend time typing this?

Uh, maybe they find her smart, witty, funny, and endearing (well at least as much as you can convey over a message board) and hence are attracted to her personality.

As long as a person isn't flat out fucking hideous these traits can make a an average looking person look incredibly hot, or I guess, if you're a really unshallow person, make anyone attractive.

I also think a lot of its no serious, just in good fun, because boys like it when they meet a cool chick on the internet and then fake flirt around a little.

aside from my "wit", the fact that i am far better looking than most of the people on this board really renders this thread invalid. kiss my ass.

That means that everyone on this board is a haggard troll.

All hail Cantankerous, queen of the trolls!

what? i'm sorry, i just put a cigarette out in my eye to distract myself from this borefest.

Another boring,attention seeking dump of a thread.And with no fun to be had at all.

Damn, have you seen her eyes? Ugly? Noooooooooo.
How could you not love Courtney and Mick's love child?

yet, you still continue to reply....

And btw, critics, Cantankerous opened herself up to this critique when she posted 8,000,000 pictures of herself and revelled in the attention she received from the haggard troll males on this message board.

I'm trying to help you guys realize that there are much more beautiful women out there that you can score with besides Cantankerous.

Her wit isn't really that sharp as well.

*ho hum*

Her eyes are busted looking.

Trust me, you are much more beautiful than her already, and when you are all grows up, you will be infinitely more beautiful.

And Courtney Love and Mick Jagger are two of the most busted looking people on the planet.

ow, my fucking eye. excuse me.

I'm having a blast.

PS-what's not boring or attention seeking about posting a thread entitled "My First Buttfuck", HYPOCRITE.

We can excuse your homeliness. Your genetics are not your fault.

Is it really that noticable?

You Must Spread... blah blah blah

You see?You've missed the humor in there Daddylikesittupthenose.Did i post 3000 pics of myself being headfucked?Eh?You tell me,eh?Did i have my own very official backlash there too?Eh?Eh?

Courtney pre plastic surgery was gorgeous, and Mick pre drugs was pretty cute too.

This thread get the collective finger assault!

Huh?

I'm assblaster, not saturnine.

Saturnine is the drug addicted troll that thinks she's the reincarnation of Farrah Fawcett or Punky Brewster when in actuality she looks more like Kimmy Gibler.

i just went blind from the cigarette and jacking off to pictures of myself.

I edited the post.Read again.

Tell me that's not a good thing to be now,assbastard!

Yes, I did miss the humor in your post because you have no wit.

Not even a dry one.

Come on, you guys are making this way too easy.

Here's my theory. It's a little convoluted but I think it works.

Cantankerous is really a bitter old woman who is keeping her granddaughter, the girl with green hair we see in these photos from time to time, captive in the attic. Cantankerous is a former hippie-junky from the 1960s. This is why you see the occassional obsession with records and music from the 1960s and 1970s, like Bob Dylan, the Velvet Underground, and the Rolling Stones. These are really the last albums she personally bought. She sends her granddaughter out to work in a record store from time to time to support her heroin habit and to steal new records. But the Cantankerous who posts here is really the old woman who is abusing her 16-year-old granddaughter, whom she shoots up with heroin to keep subdued between gigs at the record store.

I defy "Cantankerous" to prove to us that this is not true. There is no other explanation. No 16-year-old could really be so bitter, or have such a good record collection.

yeah guys, COME ON!

Cantankerous:

Here comes experimental comedian Daddylikesiteverywherehecangetit.

Oh, I'm so insulted. Listen Mr. "OMG, I LOVE THE COCK....BEING GAY IS SO EFFING UNIQUE", not everything is jizz and colonics, ok?

Yeah,whatever maaaann.Is it school day today or tomorrow or whatever timezone is endorsing you at the moment?

PS, i know i'm blind, but your posts are so predictable that I can calculate a dull-witted response anyway. even without reading them.

God, I'm in tears. You are implying that I am immature. OH BOY. THAT IS SO EFFING COOL.

Elitist prick.

you've been taking lessons from haydenasche, haven't you?

That is so unlikely and rediculous that I'm sure your lovely fan base that loves squirting out a few loads to your hideous visage will eat it up.

Expect you ratings to skyrocket!

gee, thanks everyone.

Hmmm...whatever.Still,not very subtle material for my liking.You can pick up as many fights with me as you like sugardaddy.You lose them all.