Chuck Norris vs Sandwiches
 

BATTLE!

This is one fight Chuck Norris can't win.

chuck norris of course! anyone who has seen missing in action 3 will concur this.

As in "Hero Sandwich?"

sandwiches!

Schizo, because I don't want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and I only want to have sex with a few sandwiches...

sandwiches, no question.

What kind of sandwhiches? Is it vegan bread? These questions NEED to be answered!

Samiches.

God, the girl at BW3's yesterday said that, but not in a cute way, she just said "here are your wings" and then to my friend "and your chicken samich. anything else?"
Bad grammer pisses me off sometimes. It's like, just say it right people. Just say it right.

Fuck

Was mine in a cute enough way?

goddamn fragment sentence!

isn't everything you say?

Irony? Stupidity? I can't tell the difference anymore.

Hmmmm.....I hope not:p

me neither, and yet I will probably never stop...

Let's plow some fields of anal gold.

Sorry, but I already promised Porkie my field of anal gold if I ever turn gay.

If you ever ADMIT to being gay.

Your not the only person with a plow, you know.

fair enough :)

Schizo, that was an easy one.

sorry. i really like anal plowing and sandwiches. in that order please.

Ron Jeremy takes the route of expediency, and eats chocolate cake off a chick's back while he fucks her.

I've only heard this shocking, depraved rumor; I myself have never seen what you call porn.

I picked schizo. I'm willing to bet she smells best. And I want to molest her.

there's an entire pack of boarders who'd like to "molest" shizo..maybe she should start being concerned....

Do you mean:
There is an entire lorry filled with horny molesters on the forum?

SCHIZO!!!
i love that song
LOL
and i love schizofiruzzcoom too
lawl

yes,kinda.and there are flights booked from overseas,too.

Schizo.