Jesus vs. Satan
 

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lol

Did you want me to make "lol" a poll option?
PS, choosing either Satan or Cantankerous means you're rooting for Satan.

i vote you man, i dont like them other two.

Fuck Satan. Cantankerous for the win.

No I'm trying to quit the lol thing cuz i'm a douchebag.
I voted for Cantankerous because you'd probably kick satans ass.

i despise all people who use internet slang. ironically or unironically.

lol.

you're in trouble young lady!

SRSLY?

Hayden? Is that you?

i despise you all!

jesus has the most songs written about him and he loves the stooges so he gets my vote

Say 10!!!!

Seen as both of them don't exist i'll vote for myself.

How the hell did Jesus get more votes than Satan?

I voted Cantankerous. Jesus, no thanks, and Satan is boring.

Jesus. He's perfect.

I vote pineapple.

Cause that would mean that this thread is a joke.
Does this thread seem like a joke to you?

I don't understand what you're trying to say. Please explain.

(though this isn't true now ((assuming Cantankerous is interchangeable with Satan))) If Satan would've got more votes, than Jesus, this thread would defintely be a joke.
(sarcasm)

Right

No way man. I was totally serious. TOTALLY SERIOUS.

I know you were.

That's what makes me think that it might be a problem.

why are you pussies picking jesus? what the fuck did he ever do for you?

Exactly!

Umm...saved people...and uhmmmm......uhhh......died, for me or somethin'......and he might've....of.....damn

jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.

SINNER!
May GOD save YOUR SOUL!

Satan gains souls by the minute but in the end Heysus wins

sez the poor soul who was fired from cracker barrel.

Castankerbutt is pissed because if she doesn't get enough people to pick satan, she'll have a bunch of people to torture her, but nobody to torture.

I love the way americans say pissed.

satan voted Cantankerous
ha!

Geffen is promoting Jesus

fuck geffen. sympathy is supporting satan.

when so many cultures, religions, and societies outside of Western Christianity acknowledge, accept, and even venerate or worship the existence of Iyesus Kristos, how is that you could say such a thing? anything billions of people can actually agree on must have at least a hint of truth behind it...