hipster lingo
 

according to this site i was checking out earlier, apparently hipsters say "deck" a lot, which means something is cool. do you know anyone that says that?

i'm bored.

No but today I said "ill" as a joke.

never heard of it. Does that mean i'm not a hipster?

My mom called me a hipster the other day...

It was weird..

I'm a fucking elitist cunt and I don't use that word.

homos

john v- haha. my dad said "yo dawg" without joking today.

i still don't get the word hipster. i see it on jean advertisements a lot.

Stretchy jeans for those curvy hips.

I HAVE heard people say that before, but it was a long time ago and the person who said it was an idiot (my friend Andrew).

It's long since gone and thank God.

Once I saw a sticker that said "Are you deck?" but I didn't know what it meant.

Wow, what a shitty bumper sticker.

I didn't say it was a bumper sticker.

Was it a bumper sticker?

No, it was not a bumper sticker.

I use the word "dishes" to describe something cool.

drrrty- i know. i hate seeing it. it just reminds me of my freakish proportions.

"dishes" is a kickass word.

I thought "deck" was a verb, meaning "to punch someone in the face." That's a way better definition, I think.

maybe its so hip only like 100 hipsters know about it

And all 100 of them refuse to acknowledge that they know about it.

i hate hipster slang, well most of it anyways. it just makes annoying people more annoying with their trying to appear cool and whatnot.

they have a whole order of slang just for hipsters? what the fuck is a hipster anyway?

are hipsters people who read vice magazine and take it way too seriously?

Oh god. Those "vintage" people who claim to have fabulous record collections and then they show you and they have like 5 records and no record player? Those are hipsters?
I'm not a hipster because I have real prescription glasses from the 60s, am I? I need them to see.

It's fun to flinch hipsters.

They come in and buy records from the 99 cent section at work. I hate them. I HATE THEM.

I actually don't mind them, as long as they don't act proud of it like it makes them cool. It's a relatively tolerable "scene."

THAT WAS THE ARE YOU DECK PICTURE. It was that picture but it said Are You Deck? instead of THe Hipster Handbook.

How funny in Florida I have a old Playboy with hipster slang.

i used to read alot of skateboard mags and in every issue they had skate lingo. i used to love it.

In hipsterland, the wind doesn't suck, it blows.

you just jealous of how posh we are!

I'm defintely not a hipster then.

Denial is another trait of the hipster.