Hooray!
 

Happy Birthday Miley! No longer jailbait! Hooray!

She also broke up with whoever this guy is.



GO FOR IT, GLICE.

GLYRUS IS THE NEW BENIFER

Is that Prince William?

C'mon. You are jealous a bit.

Miley Cyrus. She did Breakout, probably my favourite pop album of the last decade. You should get it, it's awesome.

she is probably gonna do a duet with lady gaga at the royal wedding, elton john will shed a tear.

I never heard the album, but "Party In The USA" is absolutely one of the greatest pop singles released in the last 10 yrs.

Glice I love you and all, but she annoys me to death. And no that's not Prince Williams this dude is not balding.

Fine. Well I shan't invite you to the wedding then.

Fine then Im returning my fondue set I got you as a gift.

yr still a disgusting pedo in my book.

by the way, have I ever mentioned that I think I knew her mother?

and by think, I mean, I'm pretty sure of it.

I've listened to a song by her on youtube today because I wasn't sure who she is. I now want to jump off a building and drag some people down with me.

I say go for it. Or listen to another of her songs to be sure.

Please have respect for my feelings. I am only human.
Goodbye cruel world.

wait! we got something to finish beforehand!

who would want to marry the filthy cracker seed of billy ray cyrus? she's got this grotesque face like a frog, she talks like a complete imbecile, but i guess in england you don't perceive her hick accent as something negative.

imagine the horror of the post-fuck conversation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPb2K_X18w



if all things fail, you can always fuck her father-- they look just the fucking same. excuse me, i feel the vomit rising. couldn't you pick a more attractive lolita to pine for? i don't know, someone without a frog mouth.


hold on, didn't you meet your most recent spouse when she was like 12, daddy longlegs? at least allow the man his deranged fantasies without the double standards.

The only downside I can see that I'd have to hear that same fucking Hicks routine that people have been mistaking for insightful commentary for nearly 20 years on an almost daily basis.

Incidental to this thread, I've come to hate Hicks because of the ubiquity of his 'insight' in pubs.

Oh, and regarding the hick thing - you have no idea how common my accent is, seriously.

i know, the routine gets old (he's dead and couldn't come up with new ones) but he was fucking prophetic in that routine. it has come to pass, etc etc.

i have no idea what you mean by "common accent"; 'merica doesn't have such stratification, except for the appalachian/redneck kind of accent hell, which screams "i have never read a book in my life".

horrible stereotype, i know, but so often true.

We'd call you a Tory in this country.

even if i'd happily butcher the aristocracy? ok.

Sorry, I retract that. That was uncalled for and I apologise unreservedly.

We'd call you a pompous, insignificant dickhead in this country.

ps- if sarah palin ever becomes president, it will be all your fault

you can marry her idiot daughter too. i hear she's available.

I don't think she'd be able to get me into the CMA's, so I'll probably pass.

God, can you imagine that? Going to the CMA's as Miley's armband? "Oh, hey Reba. Yeah, I'm Miley's new fella. From England, that's right..." I'm all a-moist with the thought.

if you knew what this country/nascar/teabagger scene was really like instead of the fantasies you project, your cunt would dry up and turn into arizona

but anyway, as fantasies go, they are harmless-- just a little repellent when shared.

yall talkin bout hicks

Oh yeah, I'd much rather live in your world of salad-fetishers who could no more change a tyre than they could take a brisk walk in a mild breeze.

I'm with Gail on this one. Big up.

bOY hOWDY

Miley's Godmother is Dolly Parton. So if you marry Miley, not only would you be on first name terms with Dolly, she'd be your Godmother-in-law. Just think about that for a second. You'd be related to Dolly Parton. She'd ring you up for an occasional natter. You'd exchange presnts at Christmas and birthdays. She'd make you a sandwich if you popped over. You'd have evening chats on her porch, just the two of you, as the sun set. Just close your eyes and imagine that for a moment. Dolly Parton ... DOLLY FUCKIN' PARTON would make you a sandwich.

tetterhead, i can't remember the last time i ate a salad, i drive a bigass 4x4 truck that i mostly fix myself, but does the american equivalent of the lumpenproletariat who votes against their own economic interests so they can keep their guns horrify me?

youbetcha



good luck w/ frogface

if miley remains unattainable, there's always something closer to home for you, called "bristol"

I'm with you two on this too. One of the reasons I've dumped the guy I was going out with recently is because he said that he didn't like one of my best friends' accent, therefore that entitled him to think he's stupid, apparently. That crossed the line in a big way.

ok i'll concoct and publicize my own fantasy where i marry what you english cunts call a chav (unless they have gone out of style and no longer exist). yeah, i've seen you all mock them-- years ago maybe, but you're guilty of the same.

And trust me, I have the patience of a saint.
A dead one now.

Stop spoiling the image I have of you in my head: a guy in a hairnet, meticulously waxing his moustache between games of backgammon.

haha

I can understand that. Can't be with somebody yr not on level with. Im a neck in check. Yall should hear me talk it's thick. But I have 2 waysof speaking. I can speak in my aristocratic retoric in Interior Design snob land and also in an overly accented tone with lots and lots of slang but i aint stupid. its my roots.

GD likes this post a lot.

yeah i'm not damning all southerners-- fuck, it's just that miley cyrus & co. that get me foaming at the mouth. and by extension, this:

http://twitter.com/sarahpalinusa

it's all connected

I honestly cant stand her. She is fake southern. REAL southern grls are like me an i aint nothin like that.

real southern girls have voices like honey and are delicious to listen to for hours

mmm-mmm-mmm!

also: the south gave birth to the best american writers

being purposefully ignorant and faking a twang is another story, right?