i got stung by a bee today.
 

right in the back of my knee. fucking ouch.

That sucks. Hopefully you weren't allergic?

thankfully, i'm not. but i do have a childhood phobia of bees.

i got stung by a bee one time in dollar general

Fuckin' bees getting all up in our grill n' shit.

I think the last time I was stung was in gym class in high school a long fucking time ago.

I feel your pain, bro.

What a lucky prick, haha, get it? Lucky prick? Sorry.... :( Sorry bout the bee sting...

Classic. The quotable CHOUT.

i was in a car a long time ago and a bee flew in through the window and the driver hit it away and it landed on my neck..and it DIDNT sting me :eek:

Hate the game, not the playa...

fuck bees, i have been pinched by a crab.

I've eaten a bee once...

I got stung about 10 years ago in the lip, damn bee flew right on my mountain dew can and stung me.

I feel your pain dude! Ive been stung once by a bee. But i've always had a phobia of bees. I dont mind any other insects, but bees possess the abillity to scare the shit out of me like no other creature.

Don't ever get tattoos if you can't deal with getting stung like a bee. Imagine feeling like you're getting stung by a bee and burned by cigarettes at the same time for over 7 hours.

I was in a lake a few years ago and a Sunfish bit my nipple!!!

No shit.

Why the fuck would you eat a bee?

When I was 7, I was climing this tree, and a wasp landed on my knee. Scared, I started screaming, and the wasp crawled up my shorts. I got down as fast as I could. I got stung, probably because the wasp got scared from all of the motion. It stung me a little to close to you know what. I hated wasps from then on.

The worst place to get stung is on your eyelid.
I had a closed eye for a week after that.

^^^^nnnaaaah,worst place is your tongue.it gets bigger and almost paralized and if you swallow it you'll choke.argh!

How the fuck do you swallow your tongue? I know it happens, but seriously, that is fucking retarded.

When you're 7 you'd eat anything.

I have a friend who can swallow it and take it back out...

well'when it's paralyzed it will tend to simply "fall" through your throath if you stand and walk or move your head or wathever..it must be an awful sensation...if you panic and nobody's there to help you,you're done.if you're calm enough,i think you could just keep your mouth open and your head down,with streams of saliva falling to your feet,but you'll live.i thik.i am tired.

makes sense, like it just rolls back into your throat since you can't control it.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11847
how can he do this without puking?
i like this thread.and today i like cantankerous too.

Was that a guy or a girl in that video?

i think he's a guy.even if it's somewhat hard to tell,it's listed as a generic "kid" in the name of the video.but his expression when he does it is typical of males being able to do something disgustingly funny.

really? I thought it was a girl.

You think you had it bad? Bees die once they've stung. The stinger is barbed and lodges in the victim's skin, tearing loose from the bee's abdomen and leading to its death in minutes.

Floats like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Now here's a bee sting for ja. BAM!!

Yeah you can't fuck with that reach....or that power.

I have a phobia of wasps. Not the white anglo saxon protestant kind, although those are kind of scary, too. The stinging kind.

When I was like 11, somebody told me if a wasp stings you in the jugular, you'll die immediately. I'm also terrified that, unlike bees, they can sting you repeatedly. I've never been stung by a wasp yet (knock on wood), but they scare me so bad. There was one in the garage last summer as I was getting out of the car, and I did a perfect Jerry Lewis imitation scrambling and slipping and tripping over stuff, pushing past my wife, and shrieking like a little girl to get in the house. Luckily enough for me, my wife seems to understand that this phobia is deep-rooted and she's very patient about it.

I was stung or bitten by something last autumn, on my elbow. Half my arm went bright red and swelled up rather a lot. After about 24 hours of agony (the most pain I've ever felt), as a last ditch attempt to avoid seeing any doctors (they work for the government etc), I spread some manuka honey on it. Within an hour it was bearable, and it subsided gradually after that. Manuka honey is a great thing.