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porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:41 AM

Not enough gays on this board thread
 
On the other hand plenty of cunts.Raise your bums homos.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2006 08:49 AM

I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?

toxic johnny 07.11.2006 08:50 AM

From Syd Barrett to cunts and bums and swimming pools, where else but on the SY board.... !

Toilet & Bowels 07.11.2006 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I've been a proud asexual for the last 5 days. Is that close enough porkie?



being gay is close to being asexual?

Alex's Trip 07.11.2006 08:54 AM

Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

whorefrost 07.11.2006 08:55 AM

i saw this documentary about a male dominatrix/prostitute and he said he specialised in what is known as a "turbo-wank" causing me to guffaw heartily

sonicl 07.11.2006 08:55 AM

I'm not gay, but this board would fucking boring if no-one on it was.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Does anyone else laugh at the terms "hyperfag" or "ultragay"?

i do now because i had never heard those terms before.Wait until the Daycare Nation's thread about Syd Barrett being gay conspiracy.ONLY ON THE SONIC YOUTH BOARD.

whorefrost 07.11.2006 08:56 AM

how?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 08:59 AM

Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
being gay is close to being asexual?

I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2006 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
being gay is close to being asexual?


No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth. My sex drive is creeping back in though, as well as my interest in women.

I don't know if you guys have made fun of my sexuality before. There is a lot to make fun of though. My last girl was cheating on me with a fucking twerpy bandgeek that she went to high school with and I caught her and I didn't have the nerve to beat the hell out of him, but instead I walked 3 and a half miles to town. I've also thought this one girl was nice and pretty the other day when I was talking to her, but then I found out she was 15(not the first time this has happened). Why do the nice girls have to be jail bait? It is so annoying. This girl looked older than my last girlfriend- she was built a lot more like a woman. My last girlfriend was a short little twig. She was 18 but could have passed for 13. WTF?

jon boy 07.11.2006 09:04 AM

there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
there is plenty of bitchiness on this board. godamnit it sucks.

And bitches.

Toilet & Bowels 07.11.2006 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
No, but going from heterosexual to asexual temporarily (which I have done before) is a rejection of interest in women, which is close to what turning from heterosexual to homosexual is, I just have never took the other half of the step- interest in men. Probably because I thnk butt sex is gross and I'd never put a dick in my mouth.


so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men, and if they went to through a five day period of asexuality prior to turning gay.


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Originally Posted by porkmarras
I think that regarding sexuality we have made fun of SpectralJulianisdread before,haven't we Toilet?


well someone needs to learn him

sonicl 07.11.2006 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Hey sonicl!How was the holiday daddy?


Excellent holiday thanks. We became hermits for a week.

We were somewhere in this valley:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBu4p74KUn

This was the house we were in:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBr4IA4TVX

And here's me having a swim in a pool in the mountains:
http://f3.yahoofs.com/users/427f38be...gU7sEBDELz5YFj

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men.




well someone needs to learn him

He's all yours Toilet.I gave up on him because he's not worth it.Eat him,do whatever you like with him.

golden child 07.11.2006 09:23 AM

at least i dont pretend like i have a cunt.

gmku 07.11.2006 09:23 AM

I'm not gay. But I like spending money on clothes, and I use skin-care and hair "product." I prefer Gilmore Girls over Ultimate Fighting, and the Food Channel over Spike TV. I once shaved my crotch area. I'd be happy to serve as an honorary straight-guy gay.

Tokolosh 07.11.2006 09:26 AM

 
is boring.

gmku 07.11.2006 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh
 
is boring.


I don't much like envelopes either. But they're a necessary evil. So are stamps.

sonicl 07.11.2006 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku
I once shaved my crotch area.


I have to ask. Why did you shave your crotch area?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 09:52 AM

Great pics there daddy.

gmku 07.11.2006 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl
I have to ask. Why did you shave your crotch area?


Because I could.

It's all about freedom of choice, brother.

gmku 07.11.2006 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Great pics there daddy.


Thanks, sonny boy.

sonicl 07.11.2006 10:01 AM

Hey, I'm cool with freedom of choice, I shave my armpits, but shaving your crotch area just seems an rather, erm, unusual choice to me. I'd be worried about doing damage to my little winkle.

Of course if you were about to compete in the 100 metres butterfly in the naturist olympics, then I could understand the need for a streamlined crotch.

gmku 07.11.2006 10:08 AM

Well, I did twice, actually. The first time was for a minor surgery op that some of us men choose to go through.

Second time, honestly, was just for kicks. Must have been a mid-life crisis kind of thing. As you grow older, you find yourself thinking more about all the things you wanna try before you die.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2006 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
so being "asexual" for the duration of 5 (five!) whole days, is close to "turning" from hetero to homo? let's ask a gay person when they "turned" from heterosexual and how they geared themself up to taking that "other half of the step" and convinced themselves into being interested in men, and if they went to through a five day period of asexuality prior to turning gay.



well someone needs to learn him


It was merely a joke. My friend told me that his first girlfriend was so bad at giving head that he went limp in her mouth. He said he wondered if he was gay for about a month.

I know being gay is much more than being pushed there by a woman, it is about things deep in your brain, bla bla bla. Come on T+B. If you want to make fun of me, do it with some panache. Between this thread and the Rhys thread I'm sure you can find something to say.

Tokolosh 07.11.2006 10:26 AM

Shaving your whole body before the first spring visit to the beach in a speedo is pretty awesome! um?
What the fuck am I saying!

HaydenAsche 07.11.2006 11:20 AM

If you can't tell from my horribly homophobic and idiotic name and picture I'm gay. Chabib is a complete moron. That is all.

Savage Clone 07.11.2006 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Well, I did twice, actually. The first time was for a minor surgery op that some of us men choose to go through.

Second time, honestly, was just for kicks. Must have been a mid-life crisis kind of thing. As you grow older, you find yourself thinking more about all the things you wanna try before you die.



I had that surgery too.
Good times.
I find that a lot of people prefer a smooth-to-well-groomed nether region preferable to a jungle.
Also more comfortable in hot summer weather.
I have shaved my legs for nearly 20 years. Nice for both biking and fetishistic reasons.

I hope to avoid midlife crisis by never really growing up in the first place. It has worked pretty well thus far.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 11:32 AM

This thread was actually meant for us gays and NOT potential candidates.

Savage Clone 07.11.2006 11:35 AM

Apologies.
Just saw a chance to add to my ambiguity factor a little bit.
Won't happen again.

HaydenAsche 07.11.2006 11:38 AM

YES. This thread is for Porkie, Krasti, and myself.

Piss off with your 'girls' and 'heterosexuality'.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 11:40 AM

And take you metrosexuality with you too.Fakers!

krastian 07.11.2006 01:18 PM

Howdy.

porkmarras 07.11.2006 01:19 PM

It's been like a darkroom in here today.

acousticrock87 07.11.2006 01:25 PM

So heteros can't post in this thread? Why can't the world just accept us?

porkmarras 07.11.2006 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87
So heteros can't post in this thread? Why can't the world just accept us?

Don't get me wrong,i haven't got any problems with heteros(i have plenty of hetero friends) but it's just the way they move and dress and the affected butch or womanly tone in their voices that i can't stand.They also tend to be kinda sexually predatory,don't they?

gmku 07.11.2006 01:30 PM

There's been a notable shift in public attitudes toward heterosexuals in the past two decades or so. We're much less welcome almost everywhere.


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