which fictional sword would you yield?
 

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Stormfuckingbringer.

I'm not familiar with thundercars.

they are like thundercats but with big wheels for the pimp my ride generation.

pretty sure you can see thru' chicks' clothing with the sword of omens.

gunblade I guess.

I'm rather apathetic about owning any sword but, for variety's sake, I'll say Siefreid's Gram.

shouldn't the thread title be wield, not yield?

whatever sword Blackbeard the Pirate wielded

Its actually a pacifist thread. How would you give up...

The master sword.

my mind is a sword.

My mind is a pastime.

hattori hanzo is not so fictional - samurai in the 16th century

but i'll just continue to wield my pork sword

also hattori hanzo is a dude not a sword

This.

Elric, fuck the rest!



EDIT: Can we include axes though? If we can, then Slaine's Brainbiter too.

I would never want a sword that's been forged for another, as it could and would not ever be bound to me.

that said, these things (at least the legendary kind), name themselves.

for now, I'll call it Fluxcapacitor.

even lightsabers require that their force-crystals be attuned/aligned to the specific force emanations of the user.

you can't just "pick one up".

sayin'.

SOUL CALIBUR

which i am going to win in the upcoming soul calibur 2 tournament this sunday. me and hayden are going to be on a secret team so we can share the sword if one of us wins.

and believe me, bitches, IMA WIN.

Bullshit. Han picks up Luke's.

don't blame ME for breaking the continuum, or being able to quote from the "expanded" universe.

Han Solo does not 'yield' the force!

maybe you should start calling them LAZERSWORDS though!


everything changed after Empire Strikes Back. that was the point where Lucas realized that he actually could sell all of his movies. before that, he didn't think that there be anything after "V" (let alone A New Hope). after that, he decided to gain a strangle-hold on content. anything published in books, comics, games, etc. became canon. the most noticeable deviation is Alan Dean Foster's Splinter of the Minds Eye. THAT book is all kinds of fucked up...




we should talk about the new Star Trek movie and what THAT did to the future-past...

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I start at the original theatrical trilogy and go from there, though I've enjoyed quite a bit of Expanded Universe novels.

I've always kind of thought that the reason only force users use them would be because a non-force user wouldn't be quick enough with them to easily deflect blasters, or for that matter, move in close enough.

And anyways, an Ysalamir won't prevent a lightsaber from turning on.

I'm convinced that all expanded sci-fi universes have built-in incongruencies, so that geeks can timelessly quible over details on the net (and thereby provide free press).

not really a sword....more like a large hunk of iron.

FUCK. You beat me to it. I was about to excitedly post this.

I wanted to rep you for knowing and loving swords.

<3 <3 <3

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

3D fighters suck, fuck any soul calibur that isn't the original dreamcast one

This is the worst thread in fucking ages.

Plus, are pork swords fictional??

Lady Gaga's is. Supposedly.

The point where Lucas lost it was when he thought the whole Jedi thing was what made the first Star Wars great. It wasn't. Han Solo, Chewbacca, Tusken Raiders, Stormtroopers, the Death Star, C3P0 and R2D2, X Wing Fighters, the Millennium Falcon, Imperial Cruisers, the monster in that garbage vault. I never gave a shit about the Force. The Star Wars saga went down hill with the introduction of Yoda.

all those things are nice, but....yr doing it wrong...

you mean you're going to cheat?

Stop trying to impress Samual L. Jackson and get out of the way of that brilliant Imperial cruiser, you silly Jedi twat.

buahahhaa! hell yeah!


You can't beat a gigantic sword filled with the power of dead evil spirits. This is the only giant sword I would wield. I'm more fond of thinner blades...like samurai swords...

lady gaga's pork sword