I Can't Walk
 

My fucking sunburn. It hurts to walk. I have to hold my tits to move.

Entertain me, because I'll be on the computer a lot today.

ahh. sweet.

careful-it's highly addictive!!!

that's a good thing. i'm bored as hell.

sunburns suck. what were you doing to get so sun-burned? swimming?

oh, and what's up with that Huskers stuff??? It's been warping my mind for some time now.

That's really shitty.
I had the stupidest sunburn a while ago, on like half my leg because of the way I was sitting.
I hope the pain goes away soon Schizo :D

massenvernich- i fell asleep by the pool. "huskers on a plane" is this joke movie from the sonic youth thread in Sonic Gossip.

emmah- haha. my legs are tan, but only the front of them, and from my mid-thigh down. i feel like a circus freak. thank you :)

Yeah for me it's just the side

I suggest using some of this, if you can find it at the local pharmacy.







It works wonders for damaged skin. :)

Ouch, n' shit. I never burn. I don't know why.

i dont have much hair and walked accross the brooklyn bridge with no sun protection at all. the next day i was totaly screwed and pretty much for a week later. i looked like a leopard with all the sun spots i got.

once got real bad sunstroke in france after falling asleep in the sun. sunstroke is differenty to sunburn its like you have the flu or something its so painful.

I tripped out badly from sunstroke once. Vomiting and fever of the worst kind. You can go into a coma, from having to much of the sunshine vitamin.

yeah the puking was really bad. i just slept for days afterwards.

jon boy- that's like my face. i have these weird spots from where my skin's gotten all patchy.

i have an aloe vera plant i used, tokolosh. it feels nice but it didn't help too much. i tried the corn starch stuff, but that made it itch.

i'm just pissed that i get hella sunburned and red three days before i go on vacation. i'll have to find something to hide my chest while i'm in my dress for the wedding on saturday really quick.

Getting married are you?
Well then, have a nice honeymoon under a shady tree, sipping on a cocktail somewhere on a deserted island with the lucky guy.

if the tan is on your legs, how does touching your tits help?

touching tits always helps.

You have my full sympathy, schizo.

Rarely for me, I've had an absolute ton to drink (mainly cider) which, combined with lots to drink last night and my M.E., is causing me serious (largely self-imposed) problems right now; I practically had to crawl up the stairs, and I've corrected about 8 spelling and grammatical errors so far in this post (make that 10!). I'm going to drink rather a lot more tonight too, because it's the World Cup Final in half an hour.

I'm not a fan of the sun at all, and I'm pleased to say that the weather today and yesterday has been a lot cooler. Hurrah!



Entertainment: a youtube clip of Tim Vine. It's the best I can do right now. I went to the doctor and he told me I had hypochondria. I said 'oh, not that as well'. Excellent.

you should use some of this next time you're in the sun



but here are some neato websites while you're unable to walk and all

http://home.tiscali.be/comicstrip/an...danarcook.html
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/mainstreet.aspx- check out suck my news
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/mainstreet.aspx- fun to watch banned cartoons

The burn's on my chest.

iSketch.net

even though you've probably had enough online games for one day.

Hey scitso hope y'arn't feelin too burny or wotever sownds like a problem y'kno but hey y'think yur havin the trubbles standin up 'n' all let me just be tellin yu ive just cum bak from the Red Dragon Inn HEY NO FUKKIN GNOMES 'N' ELVES ALLOWED YEH 'n' aniways i drunk a load of "zombies" rite 'n' im fukkin PISSED, hey y'say HEY Y'SAY CLEVVER RYME YEH "HEY Y'SAY" wots a fukkin "zombie"? i kno yer all askin like but to sayv yu all tipin i'll just tel yu rite, a ZOMBIE is wen yu order a pint of goblin ale [hey its lyke the addyverts say y'kno "if yer not pissed after yer first pint then yer not drinkin the goblin ale"} wich y'drink a bit of liyke a cwarter 'n' then y'slip in a load of me vodka y'kno to mix it 'n' all hey it's fukkin klose to bein lethal y'kno 'N' HEY BE KERFULL IF YER UNDER AGE OR WOTEVER Y'KNO ONLY DRINK LYKE RESPONSIBLIES 'cos its lyke the dangerous things to do y'kno the goblins are yused to it 'cos gettin pissed is lyke in owr religshun 'n' all ha ha the goblins health warnin 'n' all there y'gotta be responsible wen y'drink yeh, so the goblin's had lyke ten pints of this stuff 'n' it was fine untill lyke the number twelv pint wen suddenli this green stuff wos cummin owt of me ears 'n' me mouth 'n' i wos havin the halussinnayshons or wotever it wos fukkin orrible yeh i halushinayted that i wos a gnome workin for the elves IT WOS SO SCARY LYKE DREAMIN I WOS A GNOME THAT WEN I CAME ROWND I'D PISSED MESELF WITH FEER eksept i hadn't it wos me mate huffi he'd lyke just poured sum ale on me to mayke it luk like i'd pissed meself 'cos he's ded funni lyke that, so anyway to get over the shok 'n' all i had like another fyve pints 'n' i had to get a hors 'n' cart home 'cos lyke i cuddent walk proper fukkin good nite tho y'kno HEY TAYK THE KARES AN BE KAREFULLY 'n' all yeh ha ha goblin gonna sleep now nite nite.

pics or ban :p

haha, you don't want pics right now crypto. soon, though. soon.

vodka goblin- thank you, kind sir.

I burn pretty easily, even with sunscreen. That's my excuse for never tanning.

But really, just lie down and relax. Get your mind off it. Turn on the air conditioning, get some lemonade, lay back, and read something. Or just surf the web all day. At least you have a good reason to now.

I used to get sunburns really bad, then one summer my shoulders became covered with freckles (my skin was peeling down to the insides of my elbows)so now the entire top of my back is brownish. But now every summer I get more so my skin gets darker and darker. Which is good I guess because I was pretty white.

acoustic- i sat my ass down and watched a few hours of project runway. it's addcting.

rhys- haha. i'm pretty white, so the fact my legs are.. light beige made me excited.

I would suggest some sunscreen.

My sunburns never fade into tans. They peel and peel and fade back to pasty white.

can i cal lyou schizophrenic lobster for a while?

How about Rock Lobster?

god help us

youre a whore

shut up chrissy. you stole my avatar.

stfu and take it like a man

FUCK THE WORRRRLDUGH
BECAUSE WE CAAAAANUGH
I'M BIG ENOUGHHHHUGH
TO BE A MAAAAANUGH

uh oh.

sure.

catankerous- i had it on, i just made the mistake of swimming and then getting out and taking a two hour nap.

sing it to me baby...in that 'raspy' voice of yours.
go set something on fire, would you?

you've converted another of your hole friends?