there are kittens in my house
 

and tonight is their first night out of their *sleeping room*(laundry). It is far too exciting for them. One is presently shredding my life drawing paper that is rolled up under the bed. :(

I've been threatened with a new kitten by someone who doesn't understand why MY cat likes me best.

I've explained that "any new cat" will also "like me best", but it falls on deaf ears.

why do they like me best? because I don't smell human, of course.

eat'em

I love kittens. We just got a new cat last month. He's finally potty trained, but he really likes to get into the trash can. and he jumps into the fridge

tell them to go out and find a job so they can be socially accepted, make money and have a family of their own. this could lead to very political conversations and/or discussions about the problems with today's world?

that is what i'd do

I've spotted a lot of "missing cat" posters nailed to trees or stuck on street lamps when I've strolled into town over the past several years. It's common for them to feature a photo of the missing cat, a written or typed plea for help, and a contact number. One can't help but be touched when reading the owner's heartfelt plea for help.

Personally, I blame Chinese takeaways and fur pushers for the rise in missing moggies in my area over the past several years.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Seriously, can we get some kitten pictures in this thread? It's totally suffering from a lack thereof.

apparently, "if they aren't maine coon, ragdoll or forrest cats" they aren't any good.

or so I've been told.

omgmainecoonkittensmewmewmewmew

omglaserkittenspewpewpewpew

omgsweaterkittenssewsewseweew

ha ha ha ha that last cat is awesome.

The kittens in my house are crazy, in the regular cat way.

my cat has a lot of issues, but he's way more awesome. He likes boxes, cupboards, *bath time*(mine), the shower(mine), hugging bags, *breakfast* and *outside time*. He dislikes bells and tinkly noises(they make him dry wretch), and anything you humans eat.

I laughed. I'm sorry. :(

it's okay. He really is abnormal. Han solo calls him fag cat all the time, i'm sure it doesn't help his self esteem. :(

I used to sit next to my friend in high school while she'd be eating dim sum and talk about the cat content that was probably in there until she'd gag and throw them out. Bad phoenix. Bad.

I hope that your cat poops in han solo's shoes. most cats are abnormal.

he would never do that! He's so shy and sweet and just a little moody. Brb hugging mah cat.

my cat will not be hugged, picked up or have his belly touched and he only purrs for me.

also, if you make *GASP* noises, he freaks out and starts biting his back legs.

ALL cats are abnormal.

Maybe its cuz you had his TOES CUT OFF. :(

o' lawd, here it comes.

kittens are just cute to be mad at when they destroy something. although i did know someone whos cat knocked over the urn holding his mothers ashes and he was pretty mad.

I have no guilt, my cat has toes, what you do with yr cats toes is yr biz. I just don't get it. I don't get it.

The only crappy thing they've done so far is eat through a mouse cord. I'm sure it won't be long after i get my laptop back that they'll eat cords from that though.

my cat has toes! I'd try to take a picture of them, but he'd bite me (hard).

ok, half toes.

my cat wouldn't bite me if i tried to take a photo of the toes (still attached) to his feet.

my cat isn't a pussy.

i'm scared.

Excuse me :mad:

My cat is not a pussy either. He is sensitive.

my cat is sensitive too. he knows when I'm about to be home.

yr cat only knows because my cat told yr cat when you were going to be home.

so basically what your both saying is that you have sensetive pussy's.

ridiculously so.

try wiping a tiny bit of tobasco sauce along the cords.

cats are so great. my cat is in heat right now though so she's always mewing very loud - including at night -, which can get boring. There's not a lot of cats near though so she never gets (at least, never got so far) any kitten :( eh.
and yeah i can't get mad at her whenever she does something wrong because she's too cute - fortunately enough she almost never does anything wrong or breaks something though. great cat.



(yes, she's super small)

well funnily enough as soon as i posted this i looked outside and she had a cat over her (what a nice way to say it). so kittens in 2 months. :D

devil is a cat...lovely!

I'm allergic to cats. Otherwise, I'd probably like them more. Cleaning up a lower life form's shit is degrading.