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SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.27.2010 10:51 PM

Should President Obama Grow a Mustache?
 
Seriously, I say its about time. Its literally been a hundred years, all these clean faced dudes look a little too clean cut. Just like Barack Obama revolutionized the White House by being the first president to have a decent hair cut, I believe its time for him to revitalize the mustache..

His approval rating will surge 5 points I'm sure..
prominent mustaches are the official look of the successful black man.




 




 






 





 

samuel 01.27.2010 10:56 PM

I vote yes!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.27.2010 10:56 PM

 

 
 


pbradley 01.27.2010 11:17 PM

I wish someone famous would take back the toothbrush mustache from Hitler.

Not Obama, though, it just does work on all those posters I've seen.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.27.2010 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I wish someone famous would take back the toothbrush mustache from Hitler.

Not Obama, though, it just does work on all those posters I've seen.


its still rather popular amongst middle aged Ethiopians, but aside from them, it makes me rather uncomfortable on other folks.. I mean, Hitler aside, its a rather silly mustache in the first place.

automatic bzooty 01.30.2010 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I wish someone famous would take back the toothbrush mustache from Hitler.

Not Obama, though, it just does work on all those posters I've seen.

keyboard dude from sparks made a pretty valiant effort to advance that style of 'stache but ultimately i think he failed.

obama would look like more of a bamf with a good sturdy moustache... maybe MLK style.

DeadDiscoDildo 01.30.2010 12:52 AM

Photoshop it already you bastards...where's Rob...

atsonicpark 01.30.2010 12:59 AM

Wow! Didn't know we had a black president! Huh. That's cool! I guess I should pay more attention to politics!

Glice 01.30.2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I wish someone famous would take back the toothbrush mustache from Hitler.

Not Obama, though, it just does work on all those posters I've seen.


There was a comedian over here, Richard Herring, who built a comedy show around this last year.

 


He's not 'famous' famous though.

pbradley 01.30.2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
its still rather popular amongst middle aged Ethiopians, but aside from them, it makes me rather uncomfortable on other folks.. I mean, Hitler aside, its a rather silly mustache in the first place.

Silliness makes you uncomfortable?

Keeping It Simple 01.30.2010 12:57 PM

Obama is more half-caste than black. His mum is white afterall.

SYRFox 01.30.2010 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Obama is more half-caste than black. His mum is white afterall.

stfu nigga

Keeping It Simple 01.30.2010 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox
stfu nigga


I get blacker than Obama on a hot summer's day. :cool:

pbradley 01.30.2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Obama is more half-caste than black. His mum is white afterall.

How is this relevant to anything in this thread?

SYRFox 01.30.2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
I get blacker than Obama on a hot summer's day. :cool:

i'll get you blacker than michael jackson burning your fucking house
nigga

Keeping It Simple 01.30.2010 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
i'll get you blacker than michael jackson burning your fucking house
nigga


You still hurting over what the English did in your country during the Hundred Years' War? :rolleyes:

Keeping It Simple 01.30.2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
How is this relevant to anything in this thread?


Obama is about as black as Snow White.

SYRFox 01.30.2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
You still hurting over what the English did in your country during the Hundred Years' War? :rolleyes:

nah man, the fact that you're a pseud nigga hurts

pbradley 01.30.2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Obama is about as black as Snow White.

Not really true, but still marginally relevant.

Now that I think that it, that sums you up quite nicely.

EVOLghost 01.30.2010 01:59 PM

It's all in the hair.


but anyways....the mustache could be quite interesting. I vote yes.

Keeping It Simple 01.30.2010 02:22 PM

This is incorrigible!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...orge-Bush.html

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.30.2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Silliness makes you uncomfortable?


yes, when people are taking something silly serious it makes me wonder why they can't see the silliness for themselves? The guy in Kansas who smoked that infamous abortionist (in the middle of Church for Christ's sake!) claimed that he shot down the man in premeditated cold blood because "Our Heavenly Father commanded thou Shalt not kill" and this doctor was killing unborn babies!? I myself do not approve of abortion, but this guy and anyone with the nerve to defend, condone, empathize or (tastelessly) promote his crime are deathly silly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
You still hurting over what the English did in your country during the Hundred Years' War? :rolleyes:


style points
Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
It's all in the hair.


but anyways....the mustache could be quite interesting. I vote yes.



exactly. all in the hair, Mr. Brother President needs to keep that shit cropped short, and take Clyde the Glides advice and chase away the gray.

pbradley 01.30.2010 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
yes, when people are taking something silly serious it makes me wonder why they can't see the silliness for themselves? The guy in Kansas who smoked that infamous abortionist (in the middle of Church for Christ's sake!) claimed that he shot down the man in premeditated cold blood because "Our Heavenly Father commanded thou Shalt not kill" and this doctor was killing unborn babies!? I myself do not approve of abortion, but this guy and anyone with the nerve to defend, condone, empathize or (tastelessly) promote his crime are deathly silly.

Well then I suppose I disagree that the toothbrush mustache is necessarily silly.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.30.2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Well then I suppose I disagree that the toothbrush mustache is necessarily silly.



which you have every right to do, it is a matter of taste. For me, I cant for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to shave off the corners of their mustache? and whats up with trimming right below the nose? I mean, I don't think people need to go full-out Tom Sellac or anything, but all that mustache trimming looks rather silly to me..

DeadDiscoDildo 01.30.2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Obama is about as black as Snow White.


Actually, he's 50% blacker than Snow White, you dumb mother fucker.

Don't contradict yourself it's not very becoming of such an upstanding young man like yrself.

SYRFox 01.30.2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Actually, he's 50% blacker than Snow White, you dumb mother fucker.

Don't contradict yourself it's not very becoming of such an upstanding young man like yrself.

Barry White was Snow White's father, so it's actually accurate to say that Obama is as black as Snow White

davenotdead 01.30.2010 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Obama is about as black as Snow White.


please stfu.

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dazedcola 01.30.2010 04:16 PM

Do it up Obama,but i say specifically bring back that old turn of the century handlebar mustache and then have husker du reunite and perform at your next party in mustache support. Note: all three members must have facial hair to perform.


 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.30.2010 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dazedcola




"I said I didnt mean to take up all your sweet time
Ill give it right back one of these days
If I dont meet you no more in this world then uh
Ill meet ya on the next one
And dont be late "
-Jimi Hendrix

...And me just another dream theory, lost inside your eye


"when my mind's uncertain my body decides
what it will do to get through the hell of the night
as I trip on the ocean that leads through your eyes
well my eyes can't wait til they finally see through you"




damn, who edited that signature, Joseph Campbell?

 

pbradley 01.30.2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
which you have every right to do, it is a matter of taste. For me, I cant for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to shave off the corners of their mustache? and whats up with trimming right below the nose? I mean, I don't think people need to go full-out Tom Sellac or anything, but all that mustache trimming looks rather silly to me..

My own beard has a naturally ragged look to it that requires trimming from time to time. Shaving off the corners would be a good option for when I don't want to look like Robin Hood.

Keeping It Simple 01.31.2010 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Actually, he's 50% blacker than Snow White, you dumb mother fucker.

Don't contradict yourself it's not very becoming of such an upstanding young man like yrself.


An albino is blacker than Obama.

Genteel Death 01.31.2010 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
An albino is blacker than Obama.

Really? So fucking what?


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