Going bald
 

i'm definitly going bald now. my hair is long and undershaved but in the shower its practically raining off. any other bald sygers? i want to have the mad professor look or just completly shaved. don't want billy corgan esque comb over shit

i'm not losing my hair but some are turning grey already. how old are you?

My family have very good hair. It's ridiculous and unmanageable, but most of the men have hair until well into their 70s. Those who don't die on the way, obviously. Sorry fella.

I'm 21. 21.

hell, i'm twenty and i'm getting grey hairs. it's all genetics and crap. thank god mine are only visible when my hair is wet. otherwise they disappear in my curls.

Fucking hell you're young. I thought you were older. What with the not talking utter cack all the time. Are you sure you're 21?

I'm not so sure about that. I'm sure I was an utter twat when I was 21. I see young people about from time to time. Fucking idiots, the lot of 'em.

But you're special my dear.

I got lucky. my little brother inherited my grandfather's hair and he has had a chrome-dome for the last 15 years.

sadly, my son has the same blonde hair. better him than me, I guess.

i've a couple of grey hairs, i don't think i'm getting bald yet. turned twenty one a couple of weeks ago.

i turned 21 in november

as male-pattern baldness has been linked to high levels of testosterone, the only cure, ironically enough, is a pair of scissors.

you must use them to cut off yr balls.

yep

I had a full head of hair well into my 40s and then it started going fast. When it goes it's best to cut your hair (whatever is remaining) as short as possible. I've been going with a very close buzz for years. Helps that I have a fairly smooth and unbumpy scalp.

Ugh i don't want to end up in tan clarks and jeans like gmku. I think i'll leave it long for a bit yet

not precisely high testosterone but high dihydrotestosterone, which also fucks up yr prostate.

now that's male pattern baldness. there's a female pattern baldness too.

hair loss however can be caused by other things-- shit like malnutrition, stress, diabetes, ringworm... and shitty hair of course.

one of my wife's wimmenz friends has this joke that male baldness is from doing a lot of maneuvering under the covers, if you know what I mean. So I wear my baldness proudly.

We baldies also have a number of great role models. Larry David, for instance.

i thought you were going to say george costanza, but sure

patrick stewart and foucalt pull it off.

that's it, i'm cutting off my balls.
dinner and a life lasting mane?
win.

nikita kruschev

my hair is long, luxurious and firmly rooted.

next stop: tits

when they get nice and plump please post them on the internet

or, you could have thin hair AND boobs-- a priceless combination

fap fap fap

now i want a prosciutto sammich.

Poor Jack. He's let himself go a bit, hasn't he?

He's looking more and more like the departed and bastardly father-in-law I used to have.

Almost one and the same. I think Larry modeled George after himself.

i really want a glass of milk now

I got the MPB but at a rather slow rate. 24 and I still have enough on my head not to be obviously balding in any way and, in other ways, its allowed my hair to be a bit more manageable.

Foucault didn't pull it off, if you ask me, but that may also be because of his turtleneck shirts.

jack could join the pixies with those titz.

just cut that shit auper short a la Ian McKay

Going bald is my biggest fear about aging, but I don't think any of the men in my family are bald or even gray.

That's what I do. I don't even hafta go to a barber anymore. Cut my own hair once a week.

My cousin had hair from the ages of 1-21, then went totally bald so geneology doesnt hold out much hope for me.



I hope you're happy now you utter bastard

Fuck that shit. I got a shit ton of hair.

dawkins has had plastic surgery lol

Ive read that this is intentionally doctored, but its still uncanny

Hair is overrated. It's dead cells.

My cousin always says its an evolutionary advantage to go bald early, hair being practically useless as it is. And he would be perfectly happy in his illusions were it not for bloody Richard Dawkins pointing out the usefulness of the peacock's tail, the budgie's beak, or the baboons arse. Because of this, he is a nervous wreck 24-7, which doesnt help the hair loss problem at all. Bloody science.

Makes sense. I know that I myself am a highly evolved male.