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notyourfiend 12.12.2009 09:53 AM

19 kids and counting
 
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Television/michelle-duggar-birth-19th-child-emergency-section/story?id=9311401

i'm kind of obsessed with this family. they are insane!

gmku 12.12.2009 10:09 AM

Those two ought to be shot.

EVOLghost 12.12.2009 12:03 PM

 

wellcharge 12.12.2009 12:15 PM

apparently there's a lady from my neighbourhood with over 60 grandkids

!@#$%! 12.12.2009 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend


destroy them by denying them the attention they so desperately want

Sonic Youth 37 12.12.2009 01:07 PM

 

gmku 12.12.2009 01:14 PM

Wonder if they've named any of their kids after dead rock stars?

(bracing for the negreps)

automatic bzooty 12.12.2009 01:26 PM

the stuff nightmares are made of.

gmku 12.12.2009 01:30 PM

I love how these mega family parents always insert religion into this. I bet in reality they're Satanists!

jon boy 12.12.2009 01:34 PM

are they gonna move to china?

chicka 12.12.2009 02:24 PM

what a friggin food bill they must have. Atleast 500 a week I would guess

Lamont Cranston 12.12.2009 02:26 PM

Aren't they part of the Quiver Full movement?
Attention really only reinforces their behaviour.

pbradley 12.12.2009 02:29 PM

Good, job. Now I'm going to look up this Quiver Full movement and reinforce their behavior with psychic energy.

gmku 12.12.2009 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by chicka
what a friggin food bill they must have. Atleast 500 a week I would guess


God provides. Praise the Lord and pass the gravy.

verme (prevaricator) 12.12.2009 09:20 PM

i can see this ending in family slaugther or collective suicide in a few years.

Satan 12.12.2009 09:34 PM

they seem like really nice people. if you wanna have 19 kids and you have the means to take care of them all, fine with me. they're not hurting anyone. the only thing that's hurting is that lady's vag.

lolol that is one epic mullet on the mom.

gmku 12.12.2009 09:49 PM

You're wrong. They're a boil on the ass of the earth.

Satan 12.12.2009 10:27 PM

so are you.

amerikangod 12.12.2009 10:28 PM

Guys, quit talking about the great Terrestrial Ass. It's giving me a crazy boner. Seriously, I'm about to go outside with a spade and get some action.

artsygrrl 12.12.2009 10:41 PM

Agreed. Good Catholics, no doubt. If they love kids so much why don't they adopt or become foster parents? There is no Goddamn reason to squirt out that many kids just because you can. That sow's uterus is probably hanging out her vagina down to her knees. All pops has to do is slow-dance with her and...OOPS! Praise God, another blessed event on the way. These selfish breeders disgust me.

Inhuman 12.13.2009 12:35 AM

Fuck mang, when I saw the title the first thing I thought was "Shit mang, these parents must be Christian." Lo and behold, they are Christian.

Glice 12.13.2009 07:12 AM

I liked that the wikipedia article on quiverfull said this: "The movement and its corpus of literature have grown steadily since its inception."

jerf 12.13.2009 02:35 PM

19 kids? Theres not enough birth control in the water nowadays.

floatingslowly 12.13.2009 02:59 PM

is quiver full a reference to sperm count? I refuse to wiki that.


in utah, I went to school with polygamist kids.

pbradley 12.13.2009 03:05 PM

^ yes

But the idea of all those babies fills me with quivering.

amerikangod 12.13.2009 03:06 PM

The idea of many babies fills you with copious amount of sperm? Or at least the process of accumulating said sperm?

ploesj 12.13.2009 03:17 PM

plop! plop! plop!

there's three more.

floatingslowly 12.13.2009 03:23 PM

every sperm is sacred. every sperm is great. when a sperm is wasted, Gawd gets quite irate.

amerikangod 12.13.2009 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
every sperm is sacred. every sperm is great. when a sperm is wasted, Gawd gets quite irate.


I mean, I do too. It's like seeing someone drop a cookie.

Satan 12.13.2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
I mean, I do too. It's like seeing someone drop a cookie.

i eat stuff i drop on the floor all the time. provided it's a familiar floor.

ploesj 12.13.2009 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i eat stuff i drop on the floor all the time. provided it's a familiar floor.


if the place is clean, fuck the 3-second rule.

Keeping It Simple 12.13.2009 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i eat stuff i drop on the floor all the time. provided it's a familiar floor.


So you're the girl I see in McDonalds who scurries around the floor on all fours picking up dropped food and eating it. :eek:

pbradley 12.13.2009 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
The idea of many babies fills you with copious amount of sperm? Or at least the process of accumulating said sperm?

I think we have a viable idea for a fucked up anime.

Keeping It Simple 12.13.2009 03:56 PM

Satan better watch out! McDonalds are gonna call pest control!

davenotdead 12.13.2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj
if the place is clean, fuck the 3-second rule.



i've read its more like a 3-minute rule... or something close to it. bacteria aren't very quick.

amerikangod 12.13.2009 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I think we have a viable idea for a fucked up anime.


Or at least an honest autobiography.

floatingslowly 12.13.2009 04:14 PM

my quiver's full of silver bullets.

davenotdead 12.13.2009 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
my quiver's full of silver bullets.



hark, a wolfman doest approacheth.

amerikangod 12.13.2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
hark, a wolfman doest approacheth.


This is bordering dangerously close to furry porn.

davenotdead 12.13.2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
This is bordering dangerously close to furry porn.


let's take it over that border

 


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