odd sex stories
 

I've noticed that while most of the girls I've been with have looked and acted completely different, one constant is that they've all been pretty.. uh.. weird.. in the bedroom. You know, what's "weird"? What's "normal"? I guess it's kind of a hard-to-define topic, but what I mean is, I've never been with a girl who didn't either have some kind of emotional hangups or who weren't psychologically troubled in some way in regards to sex. That might be all women, especially around my age, who knows? That's not really what this thread is about...

I want to know the most bizarre sex you've ever had. My first "real" girlfriend, I didn't sleep with her, but I did finger her. Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick. She, like, begged me, and threatened to leave me if I didn't do it, she told me that she kinda wanted me to knock her teeth out. No kidding. I seriously almost puked after doing it but she was, like, really into it. I told her I wouldn't do it anymore and she cheated on me shortly after that. I guess I found that pretty weird.

I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different.

Sex with my ex was always really odd, which I dug. It always had some weirdness, some darkness to it or something.. something I can't quite explain. It was always this insane mindfuck more than anything. Doubt I'll meet a girl who satisfies me as much as she did, in that area.

My old friend had a girlfriend who, when they fucked, she'd tell him to "Be a rabbit." He said the only way she could get off is if she envisioned him as a gigantic bunny rabbit fucking her. Haha.

So, anyway, share! You can change names to protect the innocent if you want.

why do you not just admit that you're a gay and be done with it?

Cuz I'm not gay. I just like girls who look like boys. I don't want to fuck guys, though I find tons of guys hot. The actual act of fucking a guy every day is disgusting, guys are hairy and gross. Then again, I think having intercourse with girls is kinda gross. I don't really enjoy sex unless it's degrading and fucked up. Also I love things up my asshole.

I don't think that makes me gay.

ok morrisey.

nuh.


I like kinky and different sex but I dont think it's really, weird, I don't know. Where is the line?

but... why share it with you and everyone else here?

fantastic.

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Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick.

I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different.

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dood. I don't think I can ever punch a girl in the face. wow. haha. that's fuckin' weird.



2nd pee in yer mouth? ewwwwwwwww! I had pee in my mouth before. Not exactly pleasent...

Sex is something that happens between 2 or more people. I think the worst thing is when sex becomes its own fetish character. I had a conversation with a Brazilian fella recently, and he got onto the predictable and boring thing about British people being 'repressed' about sex. Yet he was genuinely disgusted when I started talking about the consistency of my shit. The point being that both are bodily functions, and when someone else takes part in those bodily functions, that's fine, if everyone involved wants to take part, but that by no means make those bodily functions interesting.

tl;dr - ASP loves cock.

Aw, come on, share!

I haven't gotten any in, well, seems like forever and I would like to live through you guys vicariously.

And check out this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Szasz

Why don't you all shut your filthy pieholes for a minute and reflect on how infantile
you portray yourselves to be.

A load of wankery is what this is.

+25.5

control your rage disorder, you're overreacting a little bit, no?

tip:
genteel death = porkmarras

Cause probably it's a lot of ''hey look at me, i am so weird!'' bullshit.

what happened to Porkmarras anyhow?

i girl i went out with a few years ago wanted me to shit on her, but scat stuff is further than i'm prepared to go.
i don't really see what the problem is with talking about this stuff though, especially because tokolosh always used to post body stocking fetish pictures and other gross stuff like that.

whaaaaaa????


only if she doesn't wash!

i'm not down with the jerry springer style "share" thing, but i'll watch a good trainwreck

one time the person i was with suddenly said "i can't do this anymore" and just walked out and left. crying.







lol?

Does anybody remember the Woody Allen movie where a distressed woman tells Woody that her partner gets off defecating on her naked body? Woody was naturally shocked. There are some sickos out there, which Woody, God bless him, highlighted in his movie. Which movie of his was it, as I've forgotten?

Let's get something straight. Zentai, cosplay, full body spandex or kigurumi fetishes are way sexier that shitfests.
They all originated in the east (something you know little of) and wouldn't be able to afford while living with mommy and daddy.
The sole purpose of these activities are to arouse the sense of touch.
Nothing to do with smelly bodily fluids, penetration or golden showers.






Now, fuck off.

Two guys who used to live next door to me used to piss on each other so much they rot the carpet, and stunk their sitting room of urine. I love it more when the oddness leads to sex that is a simulation of something that is meant to turn a person on, unless it's the vanilla type or getting tied up to a wooden wheel while someone pours hot candle-wax on your body.

here are some pictures for your spank bank tokolosh

Real dolls are not my thing. Try again.

oh my word, get the tissues ready tokolosh

haha

Nope. Wrong again.
I'm only prepared to discuss these things with Nefeli.

Bye.

woah, a fucking orgy!
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/759...CFF610D5B4FC25

Sex is so interesting...and controversial!

Cosplay sex is the best :)

sex is not really that controversial at all. I get bored when someone talks about all the time, save for a few close friends whom I have sex with and walk it like they talk it. There's nothing worse than someone turning out to be a totally conventional fuck after they've been bragging about this and that. That's the worst.

Yeah.

I am really interested in sex, specifically sex that is a bit unconventional, figured people would post something interesting in this thread.

last time i posted on here about my sexual antics (at my office party last year) some lurker who knows who i am but i don't know who (s)he is responded, asking if i had got involved with a specific colleague (i hadn't) and then (s)he never replied to my PM asking how (s)he knew who i am and stuff, which was kind of creepy.

Your username is terribly misleading.

my interest in poo and poo paraphenalia is merely non-sexual.
especially after seeing this:
http://www.veronica-moser.com/welcome/welcome.html

I know a girl online who wants to be beaten up. Like, wants her jaw broken. She loves blood and stuff and has a hard time finding porn like that.

She also teaches 2nd grade.




Umm I think the sex I've had has all been pretty normal, at least by liberal standards. Then again I haven't had that many opportunities to experiment.

Hmm. Wonder why...

Heck, I'm not fond of a lot of the free porn out there. Gagging? Nope, don't really get it.

It's funny. I'd more comfortably discuss this sort of thing over a pint. But not explicitly. But you're 400% right. The people who talk about 'being a freak' are usually the least interesting in the sack.

Having said that. And I must speak obliquely. There are instances where myself and acquaintances have enjoyed the company of a certain other, who I've found less interesting than the other person has, or vice versa, in matters of physical affection. Which is to say that it really is very personal, between you and the other person(s) involved.

I don't think peccadilloes are in any way similar to 'freakishness'. Everyone has a 'thing', but that doesn't make them 'weird' in the sack. What I'm saying is that once you've sowed your oats a bit more you'll realise quite what's out there, Mr Park.

Also, this post made me think that you really need to get off the internet. I am aware of the irony of me saying that on the internet but... seriously, sort your life out.

Fair enough. I approve of poo being enjoyed in non-sexual ways.