ITT: SYG discusses a woman. Any woman. WITHOUT discussing whether they'd fuck her.
 

Go on, when you're ready.

Rob, Ned, best sit this one out.

Does it have to be a grown woman, or will a teenage girl do?

Sure, knock yourself out. Miley Cyrus is a very confident young lady who knows how to handle piss-takers.

EDIT - oh wait, I misread the thread title.

There's a girl who works in my town's branch of McDonalds who looks like Megan Fox.

George Eliot

but but but...

i've seen megan fox in real life, she looks well anorexic

The look-alike in McDonalds is definitely chubbier.

this thread is political correctness gone mad

Thus spake Muir.

Are women allowed to have their saying on this thread too? Sorry.

political correctness gone mad x2

susan sontag

I never talk to my mother because she always cries.

if Kathy would have bought me the Elvis popcorn container, Courtney would look like a bitch (again).

Katy Perry belongs in the kitchen making sammiches.


there's three (four if you count that bitch Courtney), you nazi pricks.

Georgia O'Keefe painted vaginas.


am I doin it right?

rob you are always doing it right

I was only asking a question.

Let's see if this thread will reach another page without a tit showing up.

next you'll be trying to introduce sharia law in this thread!

I started this thread; Rob's posted about vaginas; T&B thinks he's Richard Littlejohn. It's safe to say there are several tits in this thread already.

Not an excuse to post actual mammaries, Rob.

right, there's only one thing left for me to do, JOIN THE BNP

we owe a lot collectively to the woman that invented cloth weaving.

Page 2 and still no tits. This is a good day in the recent history of SYG. I am very proud of all of you. Especially you, Rob. I am loving the fact that you are not scared of coming out anymore.

Hail Mary
full of grace

Reasons for joining (select one)

Concerned about jobs going to ethnic immigrants [ ]
Desire for broad-reaching economic reform [ ]
Protect the native peoples of Great Britain [ ]
Don't want Sharia law [ ]
Disagreed with something someone said on the internet [X]
I have new hobnail boots [ ]
Lost extensions for my clippers; my politics reflects my hair [ ]
Shits and giggles [ ]

Little test: Can the straight males tell me if they can look at this woman in the face without thinking about her tits first?

My first thought was 'I'm not sure about that haircut'. Is she off the telly or something?

She's an actress off Coronation Street, I think.

cannot be scared of what is not.

the gays must be desperate for new cockholes.

maybe I should start strappin my shit down?
ha ha!

can't talk about the gays without bringing up their cockholes, can you, Rob?

lol "the gays"

i don't think about them, i'm not that bothered about tits, as long as they don't look like spaniel's ears i'm fine. but if by " thinking about her tits" you really mean "thinking about whether you would" then i can't lie and pretend that is not the first thing i think about when i see a girl.

Did I fail if I thought about her tits immediately after reading you mention thinking about her tits?

Ah yeah. I think she might have been in the hairdressers, cotton mill, butcher or 'other Northern stereotype' at one point.

I was referring to where they place their cocks, but you seem to be OKC inspired to think of their snake-eye cockholes. interesting....

Floaty isn't a repressed bumlord Rob. Bumlords spend their time doing bumlordish things, like failing to assert their heterosexuality on the internet or accusing other people of being bumlords as a subterfuge for their own bumlordery.

EDIT: for some reason I'd read Bradders as the person Rob was replying to. How odd.

I have no idea what yr talking about. I was simply using yr word.

we run all the gayz out of town before the sun sets. that's when they come after you, you know; come after you with their cockhole-searching fingers.

ps: three things come out of tejass. which one are you?

;) ha! OKC!

steers