while i drink my last two beers this afternoon...
 

perhaps you'd wanna come here and keep me company.

so, there is one beer left.

so, i waxed my lady moustache and now my skin is so red.

ive been good and cleaned up, did laundry, dishes.

my basquiat t-shirt is FULL OF HOLES and that pisses me off.

i figured out how to use itunes and put music into my ipod! (and i know that sounds stupid to you) but im a little bit proud of myself.

Hey don't feel bad I had to get my little sister's boyfriend to hook up my ipod. I am so behind in technology.

i am so amazed because i found a photo of ovaries.
so cute, like one of those fish things you put on toast in fancy parties.

Today, I learned that the alarm clock on my laptop won't go off if it is shut closed.

I don't even have an ipod/mp3 player and I've never downloaded music from the internet and I wouldn't know how. I'm 21...I don't fit in with my generation.

I've already drunk my last two beers. They were Heinekens.

I... pod?

I am gettin' drunk on chicken noodle soup and watching a 6-hour (!) DVD I got called AGRESSIVE CHRISTIANITY 101.

Boiled peanuts are so good.

Oversleep?

this might seem strange but heinekens give me this weird pain over my eyebrows. a little bit too bitter for my taste, but i don't usually mind.

so is it possible to fix these holes? you know, i dont even care because the woman that does my fixing is tayloring is a proper bitch and she keeps my clothes for a week after she said she'd deliver them and then disappears and then she can't find them.

if you have no dishes than what do you eat?

Sounds very aggresive and long.

so about church

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TRm6CpWIew

Its hilarious. You can get it at lostsilver for like $15 I think. Totally worth it. Endlessly entertaining, just to get to hear a guy call the TV -- while he's preaching ON TV -- "the one eyed devil".

swa(y) eats needles. needles in the hay

I know where you're coming from. When I drink Fosters I get a pain in the back left corner of my head. I don't get that when I drink Heineken.

are you being serious or ironic?
because if you mean it i have to kiss you.

Bud light

Are you replying to me?

yes!

and sway tell us what you eat.

i can't believe you drink Fosters

By two hours.

I was being serious. That's why I changed to Heineken. :)

Fuck, got grilled cheese in my teeth.

I´ll drink fosters. I drink any beer.

anyway, so you get it, funny about these beer pains.

i love tuna. sometimes i wish i could only eat tuna.

but thats a bad idea. like when i wanted to make onion ice cream.

I haven't had a beer in months....

if it's not illegal, I'm not interested.

I don't get it.

you know, this is hassle free, so far.

i think my fav beer is the mexican sol.

I buy Fosters on occasion because it's cheap. But the pains I get after drinking it does put me off it.

knox, post pictures of yrself drinking beer

dayum

i just winked at you

thanks.

drinking with glasses on what a geek.

Isn't it better to drink beer out of a glass rather than the bottle or can?

you could take them off for the next pic

oh, I'm not hassling you for drinking beer.

in fact, I'd happily buy you another.

i like drinking from the bottle.
i know it hasnt been exposed to germs.
because you know, i just did the dishes.
i hate cans.

whats the matter you dont like my glasses?