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Who's voice would you want narrating your life?

Brian Blessed please.

After seeing Inglorious Basterds I'd have to go with Samuel Jackson.

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Originally Posted by Glice

Brian Blessed please.

^ good call but I think I would prefer Patrick Stewart since Brian Blessed is too loud in my mind

Orson Welles, if there actually something go on.

any husky lady would be fine

Chris Rock or R. Stevie Moore

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

helium voice.

helium as in the band? because mary timony would be a hot narrator.

i'd say kim gordon...as obvious as that is...

He'd have to sing it....

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

i thought, i should specify that i didnt mean mary timony. sorry..
kim gordon as obvious as it, i thought about her too. and only her.

i meant someone who will be inhaling helium and talking in the funny voice, probably because i dont want anyone to narrate my life.

yeah i figured it was something like that.

i would still go for mary timony though :D

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Ru Paul.

this.

shite.

now yr gonna have me doing sashays & shantes...

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

diamanda galas would be fun too!

yes! in the process of 30 seconds i went from listening to rupaul supermodel (work) listening to her cover of "i put a spell on you"....weird....

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

this.

shite.

now yr gonna have me doing sashays & shantes...

Go for it girl, go and sashay with your bad self.

1980's sally kellerman (mmmmm.... hotttt voice....)

Genesis P-Orridge
Mr. Sebastian
William Burroughs
Nick Cave

Any of these would be fine.

Trouble's. It would be an avant-garde film.

Wait, scratch that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU

Auto-tune my life please.

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Originally Posted by Anngella

Wait, scratch that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0OzxvClwoU

Auto-tune my life please.

omg yes

yes yes yes^ him for sure.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

daniel stern

I vote for James Brown from beyond the grave..

"uhh, huuh.. whoa now.. mumbles.. gibberish.. he was born now.. uh huh.. heey!" but he has do dance it as well..

"IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM... AND I'M ALL OUT OFF GUM"

I would also like Chris Walken to do it..

with a lot of drawn out Maine pauses, over emphasis of the wrong word and a nervous vocal pauses too often dragged out with eyebrow gestures..

^^^Dammit, I clicked on this topic thinking "Stephen Hawking".... and look who shows up in the last post! :mad:

the speech thing on my mac