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atsonicpark 09.16.2009 03:37 AM

how many orgasms do you have a day, usually?
 
Either by yourself or with someone else.

Me? On average, 2.

terriblecanyons 09.16.2009 03:39 AM

 

westernquinoxrox 09.16.2009 03:39 AM

twenty eargamz
for m
from merzbow

Satan 09.16.2009 03:41 AM

it depends on the day, i'll try and give you some kind of average....



3.57

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 03:43 AM

3.14

Satan 09.16.2009 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
3.14

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...8&postcount=30

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 04:49 AM

Haha.

greedrex 09.16.2009 05:24 AM

what is "orgasm"?

greedrex 09.16.2009 05:25 AM

o
you mean "how many organs"?
Cheeky bastard.

_slavo_ 09.16.2009 06:18 AM

something like nefeli's average, zero point something.

verme (prevaricator) 09.16.2009 06:19 AM

you banging with nefeli?

_slavo_ 09.16.2009 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
you banging with nefeli?


welcome to the dream land

verme (prevaricator) 09.16.2009 06:28 AM

you banging with nefeli, in dreams?

_slavo_ 09.16.2009 06:37 AM

ok, time to leave the thread now.

TheFoxBen 09.16.2009 07:53 AM

Must be a negative number or something like that.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 09:50 AM

.75

deflinus 09.16.2009 09:50 AM

a bajillion per second

SuperCreep 09.16.2009 10:02 AM

bout tree fiddy.

chicka 09.16.2009 10:09 AM

just make sure to use it to the max when you're young because the older you get the more laid back your drive
gets. In fact in most cases it requires pills to get it jump started.:mad::mad:

jon boy 09.16.2009 10:20 AM

one

Trasher02 09.16.2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperCreep
bout tree fiddy.

Damn, tried to rep you but couldn't.

dale_gribble 09.16.2009 01:09 PM

usually 1, got 10 once.

Derek 09.16.2009 03:47 PM

Days I'm with my girlfriend, once.

Days I'm with myself, twice.

DeadDiscoDildo 09.16.2009 04:11 PM

nefelie i'll make u cum! my last two girlfriends hadnt before until they got with me!

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 04:22 PM

Hear, hear.

"I'll do anything to make you cum."

Satan 09.16.2009 04:31 PM

i'm winning!!!!!

oh to be a sex addict

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 04:47 PM

women have it easy
they can have multiple ogasmssss just count them off one uh two uh

guys have to let the juice recharge.
getting wood may be instant, but shooting the love , unless you use "the ropes" ...

hahahhahah

what what


women look so great when they cum. their faces turn just so....

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
i'm winning!!!!!

oh to be a sex addict



 


I had no business with this thread until I remembered a game dudes used to play in Los Padrinos Juneville Correctional Facility..

all the dudes in the dorm would get their fee-fees ready and play bingo. first one to bust called out "bingo" and won the game..

disturbing game if you ask me, I was never locked up there so I did not see this first-hand (pun intentional), its just one of the stories collected in my notebook over the years..

jennthebenn 09.16.2009 04:49 PM

Multiple orgasms are the most fabulous thing about being a woman. It is
not even close.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn
Multiple orgasms are the most fabulous thing about being a woman. It is
not even close.


I'm sure it has its downsides..

after all, nothing this big ever pops out of my ass ;)

 

Satan 09.16.2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn
Multiple orgasms are the most fabulous thing about being a woman. It is
not even close.

yes.

ploesj 09.16.2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn
Multiple orgasms are the most fabulous thing about being a woman. It is
not even close.


i agree.

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 04:54 PM

The most fabulous thing about being a man is not cumming for a few days and then just creating the biggest fucking load ever.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 04:59 PM

that is good toooo. like a liter of fluid goes flying out, feels like your urethra is not even big enough to contain it

if guys have "O" faces, what do girls have/

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 05:01 PM

I just made some dick snot.

atsonicpark 09.16.2009 05:02 PM

Girls have an "O O O O O O O" face.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 05:02 PM

swordfighting with swa(y) again huh?
;)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
yes.


again. perhaps a downside?

 

Satan 09.16.2009 05:05 PM

that's never going to happen to me, i've made damn sure of that


anyway even if i did have a kid i'd have a fucking c-section, i don't need a loose vag thanks

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 05:05 PM

the good thing about a woman birthin a baby is that in most women, their pelvic bone cracks, and opens wide, so their hips become a tad wider and more cello like. oh yeah


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