The SYG fake band thread
 

for example:


poster: atsonicpark
band: Buttfinger
genre: Surf tuned to Drop-C (with bagpipes)
album title: Sasha, I Love You... Live & Loud!!!

poster: nicfit + syrfox
band: noisejob
genre: tv shows themes
album title: when the heck we'll get things going? My fault.

poster: rob instigator
band: Awesome Rock Win
genre: RAWK !!! (+curvy asses)
album: "I fucking hate religion"

poster: davenotdead + syrfox
band: animal collective... TOO!
genre: talking-about-themselves-core
album title: "sy gossip board will dedicate a thousand threads to us"

poster: noisereductions
band: New England's Most Wanted
genre: autotune noise-core
album title: 500 Degreez to Yr Skull

OMG, 500 DEGREZ TO YR SKULL is an amazing album title. Haha.

poster: Derek
band: uuuuuuU2
genre: drone music for people who hate drone music... with BONO!
album title: "The Unforgettable Drone Tone"

poster: sarramkrop
band: Harry Glitter
genre: paedogaze
album: Touched by the hand of Gadd

poster: Satan
band: Sexy Bitch
genre: sexy bitchcore
album title: "don't fuck with me"

poster: phoenix
band: the shibari 5
genre: la vie nouvelle-core, with Japanese eccentricies
album title: "je suis une belle fille"

if polygamy was allowed, atsonic + satan + phoenix = heart. The yin & the yang, eh?

Yeah!

I like them both for completely different reasons. Good point.

I am a Gemini, afterall, if that matters...

satan would rough you up, and then phoenix would calm you down. Perfect.

hahah.

I don't quite comprehend.

poster: SONIC GAIL
band: Comprehension is Sex
genre: confusion core
album title: "i don't quite comprehend"

Is it more clear now? :)

And the lyrics would all be color coded and centered.

I see! Angella is right i fur sure would have color and centering. It's all about symmetry with me.

haha
repworthy, but it won't let me

poster: _Slavo_
band: Slavic Thrust
genre: pre-audio/visual-presentation mood music
album title: Stagefright's for Pussies


;)

that was RAWK!

poster: westernquinoxrox
band: mrerzwolves manz
genre: a ao haarszh noizesd
album: split lathe with merszborw

poster: hevusa
band: FLAC.FLAC
genre: 128kbps-core
album: it's 2009, 128 kbps shouldn't be allowed anymore it's fucking ripoff

poster: Kosako
band: :fuckyou:
genre: :fuckyou:
album: :fuckyou:

poster: atsonicpark
band: Kojakeheyjinamakodinitasumakodanitakuheykojisa (also called: 漢)
genre: obscure band, yet they're amazing. Incredible riffs, and there are like, 36 riffs going on in every song, and it's not like it's just copy/paste, there's a flow in it. They're all insanely talented, I mean seriously, who could deny the drummer's talent when he plays a 32/7 rhythm with his right hand and a basic 24.9/4 rhythm with his left hand ? Also that 45 minutes drone track after the 36 first 30 seconds long first tracks is incredible. Really, one of my favorite bands ever
album: being honest

poster: jennthebenn
band: sonic peanuts
genre: snoopycore
album: *something amazing*

poster: moshe
band: sonic youth
genre: sonic youth
album: CREAMSICLE :p

haha

syrfox wins.

Probably the hardest i've laughed on this board.

I think I will call my next album Kojakeheyjinamakodinitasumakodanitakuheykojisa.

OMG! hahaha. Talk about icing on the cake, man! haha.

haha. this thread is ace.

poster: everyneurotic
band: fuck you guys
genre: leaving-the-board core
album: "i hate the new album by my own band"

I know how to cook up a tasty thread.

ahah yeah :o
sophomore album: we even have a myspace!

posters: floatingslowly + zombie robot
band: function_(var1,var2);
genre: BIOS rock
album: stack overflow #NaN#

girlgun won't let him be in a band with another girl.

Hahahhaa, awesome thread

poster: rob instigator
band: The R Kelly Surf Experience
genre: slow jam surf music
album: i believe i can surf























































JUST KIDDIN ROB

haha

poster: batreleaser
band: paragraphs suck
genre: obscure extreme awesome band hailing from liechtenstein in the early 94's they play extreme harsh noise kinda like an extreme version of modern wolf eyes they remind me a lot of merzbow or masonna for some reason. really dark industrial noise music with sounds of combine harvesters and metallic tools used as source of inspiration for a flow of music that never stops. i like to play it by night (around 3am) blastin it on my headphones at 100% volume. can't wait to see them at the no fun fest next year where i'll also see carlos giffoni, merzbow, masonna, wolf eyes, hair police, mouthus, lee ranaldo, thurston moore, mats gustaffson, emeralds, and kojakeheyjinamakodinitasumakodanitakuheykojisa (new adam's band)
album: commas in a coma