Hickeys, y'all...
 

:eek: ....love 'em or hate 'em?

they're disgusting. and it's a sign that you work at dairy queen.

Fuck, what is it about dairy queen? It's true, they're always the sleaziest, nastiest joints in town. It'll be layed out next to all kinds of fast food along a street, but it's the only one with scungy walls and their teenage employees smoking and giving eachother kickeys right there at a side door facing the parking lot. No matter what town.

yup. exactly.

All this DQ hate, but tell me....what other place can you readily find an ice cream cone dipped in butterscotch?

And where else can you go to get a hickey from a teenage girl on the side of a highway?

Butterscotch dipped cones are harder to find than those...or so I'm told.

dairy queen is so good f'd up tho! the icecream, not the food.

i like the pain associated w/hickeys.
but only get em where they cant be seen when dressed.

Hickeys are kinda sexy, but only as long as I can cover them up. I kind of like the fact that I have a secret and it's on my neck. Hickeys you can see are gross.

ugh i hate them. i once had a hickey on the end of my dick. it was purple for almost a week. we were both really drunk, and it was dark, so thats probably why i didnt find it until the next morning. i then coined the term "dickey."

when i told my friends the next day, they said i should have told her "easy killer, its not a milkshake."

That was the DQ in my old town, to a T.
Nasty place for creepy teens and lecherous old men.

The upscale DQ in my new town is like a spotless wonderland of rainbows and is constantly filled with polite staff, frolicking families and giggling softball teams, with not a hickey in sight. It puts a smile on my face as I'm stuffing it.

I love getting them but I don't love when my boyfriend's mom sees them and asks "what did you do to that poor girl?"

...huh.


Hickeys are alright. I like to be bitten and sucked on. I don't care where. If a hickey is produced, it goes away in like a day so who cares.

hate them on me. don't really like them anywhere visible on boyshape.

sometimes I try to get him in non visible places when he's ben bad... but he doesn't like them either so it's often a wrestle.

Not a big fan, maybe I smoke too much but they're too much work haha!

I like them but my parents totally looked down upon me when I had one haha.

i've been hickey raped.

What's a hickey? Is it some sort of gross disease? If so, tell me more.

when someone sucks your skin to the point of breaking blood vessels causing a bruise, you get a hickey.

Alternately, it's a key to some redneck's shack (which probably doesn't need a key since it's falling apart so badly)... A hick key.

^^Cmon man, that sounds like something I would post, not you! You ok?

That sounds like being shlupped. Depending on the circumstances (and where the sucking occurs), mmm nice/yuck/get off me, your pervert.

I'm too busy staring at a video I shot of my girlfriend's ass.

I don't understand the point?.?.It hurts and looks like you've had a leach on you..why would this be good?

It's a way of showing everyone around you how cool (?) you are. Apparently these pudwackers don't have a clue or don't care what visible hickeys really say about them:
S - K - A - A - A - N - K

There are alot of better places on the body to be sucking.

what about bite marks?

those are still cool, yeah?

haha...ppl may slip you the phone number of the nearest Domestic Abuse Hotline.

PAIN IS GOOD, THAT'S WHY.

in that, hickies are far more inferior than a good slap on the ass.

Only certain pain

My response has always been the opposite. Is that wrong?

Now we're cookin'.

ME TOO!!!!!

GG, can i give you a hickey?

QFT.

i prefer bite marks and bruises

:o
:rolleyes:
:eek:
:)

I've had more sex than I've had make out sessions.

And kissing during sex is rare for me.

Never gave or received a hickey.

Dairy Queen workers chew cinnamon gum....shit smells like butt.