mamey
 

...is the shit

yes, but can you fuck it?

If it's shit I'd probably throw it out!

...what is it?

no way am i gonna fuck anything that goes by the name mamey. unless it's your mamey, of course.

ah, inglés, you need to get to the tropics and go native. you're missing out on the fun, i swear. ditch the lukewarm beer and sex up a guayaba.

it sounds interesting. supposed to taste like pumpkin, sweet potato and maraschino cherries with the texture of avocado

better than mamey is the chirimoya. i'm not trying to start a cock-sheath contest-- i'm just saying.



best tasting fruit in the fucking planet.

the ice cream is extraordinary and this turista seems to agree

i wish you could download tastes

i like the color

Tastes and smells. That could be the best and worst thing ever.

greg kinnear is pretty funny irl. for those of you wondering. i sat next to him in makeup

someone forward this to 'irrelevant'

You posted it here because subconsciously you remember calling him "Mamey" repeatedly.

that must be it

hahahaha.

true, in general cherimoya is better than mamey... but i can't buy cherimoya here... mamey i can eat is way better than cherimoya i can only dream about...

i suddenly think of a certain kind of porn that would reach a whole new level of gross.

Yes, but think of all the delicious foods you could sample.. yum.

drool....

how much would it suck though if you were at someone's house and they had this... and it's turned on to the pizza... you're smelling this awesome pizza smell... and you totally want some and they're like, sorry we don't have any ACTUAL pizza...

That would make me very sad :(

it'd be an order me a pizza or i'm leaving, situation.