Veg Bra, alternative to Meat Bra
 

 

 

 

Peta is trying hard to combine sex urge with vegg urge.

considering that pammy is the ultimate tryhard, yes

At the May Day parade and festival (a.k.a Freaks Come Out Of The Woodwork En Masse Day) in Minneapolis, the general highlight for me is usually shapely young women wearing kale bikinis.

Those PETA babes would've slapped me around from ordering some godforsaken "meat" at my local disgusting emporium at 4.30am last Sunday. Ah well, it made up for not getting my lips around some more manly meat.

hahahah!

that one chick on top is supposedly last year;'s Playmate of the Year. I think Hef's eyesight has really hit the crapper!

we need pics of these kale bikinis!

she kind of looks like laura bush

lol at the 'respect' tattoo right above her vag

had not noticed that respect tat above her vag

what a stupid tat.
she needs to respect her furpie.

tee h..
of,,

they're better from the backside.
fucking salad.

fucking salad? that's cold

I prefer SEA KITTENS.



...hah new avatar time.

Dude, I tried to give you rep, but it's still holding me accountable for repping you six months ago or something stupid, but seriously this is the biggest turn on ever. I already know what my Mother's Day gift for next year is going to be.

Now I just can't hate PETA quite as much as I did before.

This makes perfect sense! Pussy is a divine vinaigrette!

I initially read the title of thread as "Vag Bra."

There's some of those in the thread too. They just happen to be made out of leafy greens. Of course the next step is cannabis panties...

A man can dream, can't he??

cannabis panties is awesome band name.

I'm in? What'll we play? Like stoner rock that's actually stoned with fuck-ups and cluelessness? You got a guitar? We could do cyberspace twin leads (and trust me, I CAN'T play lead!)

my son has a guitar that's never been played.

I'm too afraid to pick it up. humiliation isn't my best side.

Oh man, that's perfect. Can you get your hot wife to pick it up too? My hot wife played in Trail of Dead once and she's got her own guitar because I beat up her old one so bad I had to let her buy a new one so she'd just give it to me. It's a Dallas Cowboy's collectable guitar, but other than the Star you can't really tell. It's just out of tune in my hands. But anyway, two hot wives and both of us on guitar? Cannabis Panties will rool the internets!

I say Adam's in too, but only if agrees to play guitar. This the fucking Sonic Youth board, and we should all play tuneless guitars!

Those girls are killing vegetarians' indie cool.

as long as we are both cool with it not being "good".

I'd honestly feel more comfortable air-drumming.

Just air-drum on the guitar, that's what I do!

How could Cannabis Panties be anything but total fucking godhead???

erm, I'd prefer neither. But I suppose if I had to choose, it'd be the lettuce.

But you'd still be willing to be on the cover of our album, assuming FS really plays guitar, riiight?

No thanks.

notice the flabby ass. and the tubular thighs lacking volume and muscle tone. typical vegan shit.

in the post-apocalypse, carnivores will feed on vegans

what abgout vegetarians?

erm... their asses aren't flabby. wtf.

and men wonder why women always ask about their asses. jesus.

this looks a lot better than the meat ones to me..

and hey, vegetarians tend to have less problems with their weight. just saying.

I'm vegan and I move heavy things for a living.
I also wouldn't be described as "skinny" or "weak."

I like to eat meat, because when I do, it's like I'm consuming my enemy's soul.

^Now Fry, when you kill an enemy, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage! Their rich, tasty courage...mmmm...

I have an urge to throw ground meat at those bunnies.

I would like an omnivorous bra option, please.