To the American'ts, what are your July 4th plans?
 

I'll be having some huge redneck dinner with the family of a friend's girlfriend.

Actually not the first redneck July 4th but, you know, different kind of redneck. Should be fun regardless.

be with my love and his parents in miami.

Get drunk and play some Ted Nugent records. Same as every year.

Burn flags, smoke crack.

Same as every other day of the year.

frolicking in a park with friends during the day, watching people explode things at night. potato salad somewhere in between.

Driving 3 and a half hours to a town that I lived in for 8 years to spend 4th of July night with a friend, also seeing another friend. Spewing anti-American sentiment most of the way.

Quoting Dazed and Confused while giving Denver hell.

Edit: I have this memorized

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Vegas Elvis wedding naow, kthx.

Let's do it. ON THE 4TH.

I have plans even if I'm not american, you racist!!

Jesus, it's been how many months and I finally got to rep you Josh.

I'll bring the paraglider.

I'll bring the booze.

Wat? I tried to rep you but I got bizz-ounced.

The board is plotting against us!

As always *shifty eyes*

Oh, I'm also celebrating by watching Deadliest Catch all day today.

You're right, people of other countries should celebrate our independence, too.

I'll be ZUing for you,then.

"I stayed home on the Fourth of July/And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky/And I decided to have a bed-in/But I forgot to invite anybody."

coughing and sneezing

My wife's dancing because her car died on us on her way to work Wed. and we desperately need the money to fix it or replace it now (plus she lost a night). So I'll be home drinking red wine, watching my son, and playing lots of sonic youth.

I do have a pretty big radio show planned in the daytime though!

See my friend's band play this local park in the afternoon.

Go home and grill on my wood-fired barbecue

are you in st louis????

what are you doing there????


anyway i'll be burning the flag....but not smoking crack

I'm BBQing some ribs up tonight too! I made this marinade with red wine, dijon mustard, pico pica and hot salsa, soy sauce, shitloads of black pepper and fresh garlic, and more judicious amounts of ginger, nutmeg, and cumin. It smelled so fucking good, my wife commented on it in the next room, and it's been marinating since noonish (I won't be cooking it until after 9 PM when she gets home!)

 

Oh, nothing much. Just testing out some missiles over Hawaii.

Hadn't even put the sense of humor factor into his timing...

Huh? You're gonna have to explain what you mean to me...

Oh, our silly American tradition of launching fireworks on the anniversary of the signing of our Declaration of Independence. They must be to simulate the "rockets' red glare" in our National Anthem, though that is about the Battle of New Orleans in our War of 1812 (which was technically over during the battle!) He must have got a real laugh to be launching his missiles with that backdrop!

My brother is moving here to go to Washington University so I roadtripped along.

Haha, that is quite ironic.

Stoned firework fun!

my idiot brother almost lit our neighbor's house on fire.

yep. bottle rockets fun4evryone

right on
i secretly miss it sometimes
go to the record exchange on hampton

http://www.recordexchangestl.com/address.html

Oh PS i'll be there later this month for wedding bullshit if you're still there and sonic youth is having a free concert!

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I saw Judas Priest outdoors last night.
I think anything else would be anticlimactic.

I'm drunk, still drunk from last night and im not planning on sleeping any, well maybe during some shitty bands at the park. Nothing gives me more leasure than to fall asleep amidst a bunch of noise kids that think they are listening to some harsh shit. then im gonna get drunk, talk american history and anti-american policy in the middle east and south america. fireworks...not really, maybe shotguns and pistols, yes, guns are always a fair decision when basking in the glories of this nations freedoms.

I have a way, a plan, a time, the road, gimmick, foley, and action potential. you fuck, leave it alone with the space, center, divine, lonely and calm.

When i wake up from this day I' will turn my home black, ill burn my life and listen to the osmonds while doing so.

basically, shit and excuses thats the plan, maybe sex but im not concerned, its become all to silly as of late. they sent me here, with gloating chasms of diservice.

Is that for real?

Too late, on my way back to Cali tomorrow morning. Besides, I need to save my money for Las Vegas so no record buying.

oh well.