s.Darko - worst sequel ever?
 

http://www.sdarko.com

Whaaaat?

I never really liked the first one all that much, myself.

I watched half of this online and shut it off. It was awful. I dunno even know why I bothered.. stupid curiosity or just to say I've seen it -- I think the original is terrible.

Either way:

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...ighlight=darko

I think the first one was so boring, could not even watch it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! omfg!!!!!!

Donnie darko is a fine movie though.

But I can't describe how shitty this is!

I didn't find it boring, just laughable. The acting was so revolting, the story was a joke, I always love how people tell me it's a deep movie.. it's mainly loved by people who want to see something "surreal" but who don't want to bother with a truely surreal film. It's a very simple, boneheaded movie. I knew a dude who told me he read all these time traveling books and shit and it helped him "get" the movie better. There's nothing to get, though! It's just a simple drama with some wanna-be-surreal bullshit thrown in. Also, Donnie himself is an AWFUL character, completely unlikeable in every way a character can be unlikeable, and the whole thing is a chore to sit through.

That scene at the end, with Mad World playing (er.. it still is Mad World, right? I know they had to change some of the music from the original version, for some reason) with all the characters crying is AWFUL. One of the worst scenes ever filmed, with The Devil's Rejects ending with "Freebird" being another one that sticks out in my mind as laughably bad.

Anyway, what I saw of S. Darko was your typical cheapo cash-in. Overly complicated and silly with worse acting, somehow. Also, no James Duvall as Frank? Fuck that. But yeah, really, the film actually stylistically is pretty consistent with the Donnie Darko tone... the music, the effects, the look of the film. It just.. you know.. is terrible.

its on my shaw on demand but no way i am spending $4.99 on that.

it says a lot that the only member from the original cast they could convince to to the sequel is the kid that played the sister, she had like 4 lines in the whole of the 1st film.

she is pretty cute though...


Hah!

I'm curious to see it. I love the first one. I don't give a shit.

The first one is alright. This howevere looks stupid to me.

In all seriousness, who had the bright idea to call it s. darko? I mean, that's just too easy. "S? As in SHIT?" Just... too fucking easy. Sigh.

^^ |LOL I was thinking something along the same lines...like Shitty Darko or sometrhin'.

The "S" stands for slutty

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This looks terrible. Why the fuck was it even made?


All I ever heard about Donnie Darko is that it was "amazazazaing!" would be really hard to understand, and I wouldn't truly understand Darko unless I watched it ten gazillion times... but I got it. There wasn't too much to get, y'know? I dug it, though.

also, when did daveigh chase get sorta cute? she used to be so, like, lumpy and awkward looking. with jankity teeth.

It's a predestination paradox, a cliché in fiction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predest...xes_in_fiction

because the first one made money. So...

No, it didn't.

The first one had a $4.5 million budget.

It made back $4.1 million. Even counting in video/dvd sales, it wouldn't be good enough, by all conventional logic, to warrant a sequel....

I guess the thinking is, if they make the sequel SUPER CHEAP, they might be able to gain a little bit of a profit. But I wouldn't say the first one "made money". It may have barely gained a small profit, at best. I mean, making the film direct-to-video alone is going to gurantee that it probably will break even (since most of the money spent on small movies like that is done in advertising and so on).

Either way..

Actually the theatrical run of "Donnie Darko" didn't make much money, it sort of came and went. It was re-discovered on DVD.

Also, note when I say it made $4.1 million -- I'm talking worldwide, not just in the U.S. That's a ridiculously small amount of money for a movie with big stars (Drew Barrymore... Patrick Swayze.. okay, he isn't a "big star"... and Gylennhaal somehow became a star after this movie but who knows why since he's TERRIBLE) and a big company producing it, to make...

Of course they blame the fact that "Donnie Darko" came out around the time of the Columbine shootings, and I guess the parallels of bullying, kids getting shot and teenage death, along with child molestation was partly why the movie kind of got the promotional burial.

I meant DVD sales made $. Or I assumed. Cuz it's a "Cult Hit" on DVD.

Exactly: Cult hit. DVD/VHS sales don't factor in that much overall, since it's so expensive to produce DVD's (taking into account the cases and the artwork and the discs themselves), but I'm sure it made a small profit when all is said and done, especially after the double-dip "director's cut" (aka "same movie but longer and with the good music replaced") came out...


Has anyone seen this movie?

It's so awful that it's hilarious. I mean, Jared Leto and Gylennhaal alone are two of the worst actors ever, so you kinda know what you're getting into. There is a weird hippie dude who looks like Weird Al, and then there's an acid trip scene in the graveyard which is 5 minutes of the characters running around and screaming. Adding to the awfulness is a bizarre subplot about Kurt Cobain's suicide (no kidding! The climax of the film takes place at Kurt's "mourning" where Courtney read his suicide note!).

I think Bubble Boy is hilarious. Because it's bad. And also for the that Zack Gafeelkjnselkjelnrelekrnuuops guy's bitpart.

I am pretty sure the only film Gylennhaal film I like is Zodiac. Though he's the worst part of it. He's a 20 year old guy playing a 40 year old writer. Pretty silly, he totally embarassed himself..

My brother saw Donnie Darko premier in LA (for free) and hung out with Gylennhal after and said the guy was too high to have a conversation with.

hahahaha.

HIS BEST MOVIE YET!

The first one sucked pretty bad

The only thing I liked about it was Patrick Swayze.

The movie seemed like it was written by a 7th grade teacher, or at least written for 7th graders.

Bubble Boy was hilarious. I like how towards the end he's supposed to be very close to Niagara Falls and you can see the mountains with snow topped peaks in the background.

Sometimes I wonder if people in Hollywood know ANYTHING.

oh bubble boy. shittastic.

"it's bright! and shiiiiiiiiiny!"

Bubble Boy is a modern classic.

"Stole my poon *bang* right out from under me"
"500 dolla!!!"
"Patches!?! I could use some stinking patches!"

MMm, this looks about the same league as American Psycho 2: All-American Girl.

AHHH I forgot about the American Psycho sequel. Guh any care to share how bad it was?

fye hun-ed dolla!


best line in teh movie.