What would Satan's farts be like?
 

yup.

i'm a girl. i don't fart, silly.

They'd probably be extremely cantankerous.

Another one, if Satan farted in Hell, would, Satan, catch on fire? Because there is a lot of fire down there n all.

i suppose they'd depend on what he'd eaten the night before.

Satan owns a dildo factory. Just sayin'..

Also, his daughter Lucy is hot.

Dildo-Diablio. I like it!

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cinammon or some other sickly sweet thing.

the REAL answer is BRIMSTONE, you eeeeediots!

brimstones actually not bad, bit like hot tarmac.

They'd smell faintly of Judas, Cassius, and Brutus.

ahem

and for the kinkier side of the board

ew.

but since she's a girl it's vanilla and brimstone.

^^^ I don't care what the fucking japanese say, girls don't fart.

why would satan fart?

it's not like satan needs to keep strangers from sitting next to him/her on the bus.

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cupcakes and unicorns and rainbows, oh my!

so the souls of the innocent, then?

i was thinking more in terms of lamb.

lamb-fuelled flatulence being particularly diabolical.

i can't eat a lamb. they're too cute.

not in wind-form they fucking aren't. Maybe it's revenge for eating them.

:(

That reminds me of a joke I heard recently.

What happens when you play a country music record backwards?

...

You get your dog back, your wife back, and your life back.

...it will be like FOOF!

"girls don't fart, they make clouds"

heh.

haha

this sounds like something my grandmother would say.

human beings produce on average 16 cubic LITERS of Methane gas a year.. thats literally a shitload of clouds.. our asses and the asses of cows are slowly turning earth into venus.